All that Deandre Ayton slander coming back to kick me in the ass.

I don't feel like I deserve it, but we're here.

Sweet Jesus, just get me to Football Season already.

First order of business, is someone grilling Udoka on why Reed Sheppard is penetrating to the basket to kick out 3 point attempts to Amen...

That is ass backwards.

That Ayton floater just told me my life doesn't matter.

I've long since given up on Jabari ever being a star in this League. At this point, if I can just get him to a Temu Rashard Lewis, I'll be content.

I'm not about to get excited for Reed giving kick outs to Tari for 3s just because he FINALLY made one.

I HATE this strategy.

Just getting worked something gross.

Save us, Reed Sheppard.

This shits ruining my Saturday. I shoulda just sat in front of a blank wall and stared at it

Sengun just flailing out there like a big ass noodle, man. Please do something productive.

Getting pieced up by Luke Kennard and Jaxson Hayes, but I get a called a "Bad Fan" for mentally checking out of this?

Shit is just unraveling in this quarter.

Bron just sonned the shit outta Tari. I'm repulsed by what I just seen.

A JOSH OKOGIE LOB IS NOT A GOOD BASKETBALL PLAY

Jabari, just stop doing what you're doing bro.

Shooting 37% from the field and only staring down a 2 point deficit is kind of a small victory.

Shaq looks every bit of 55 running to that big board.

How sure are we of KD coming back in Game 2? I feel like this kinda injury ain't just gonna heal up by Tuesday.

Roman, I'm begging you Brother, please leave that f'cking curmudgeon in a bloody mess on April 19th.

"Philadelphia do you believe that?"

*Crowd cheers in agreement*

... LMAO!!! Fail.

Whether it's Reigns or the Elimination Chamber winner, I need that belt off Phil yesterday.

I need Oba Femi in the WrestleMania Main Event THIS YEAR

Bron didn't realize that door was fighting back.

Old Yeller got sent out back with the shotgun. It was the best case scenario for all of us.

Dragon Lee just got mid carded to shits.

Banger match nonetheless.

I got my hopes up for no reason. I should've known better.

TAP OUT PHIL