There are Trad QTs in ur area cooking tarts RIGHT NOW. But you're too much of a LOSER to RIZZ them up, you BITCH.

You wake up.

It's 2007 and you are Corey Worthington.

Everything that has happened since then has been a dream.

You cannot let the future come to fruition...

looking for a gir who will fr crush my balls into little pieces ☺️

Scraping through marketplace, looking for 2nd hand SM7B's from failed podcasts, BARGAIN!

The white woman getting crunk for that wagovy.

Dan Bongenome project

I hate when Anglo media say like 'we know little about Indonesia' 'little known Indonesia' 'underappreciated Indonesia' ✋ do not include me in this please, I have a library card. That is 🫵 your problem.

rude posting is the new meta

The American century of humiliation has been long over due, should have started when everyone found out they were unironically making jello salad.

#alysaliu
WOKE IS BACK BABY
MAKE OAKLAND CALIFORNIA THE US CAPITOL NOW!

What's up with white people? FR tho, why they all honk honk wacky all the time?

Ueeeeeuuuueeeehhhhh......6 7

cant ever evolve from "pokémon go to the poles". pathetic.

globalise the antifa

flawless posting

There's something unique about the sky here, you can recognise it in car crash compilations.

Hollywood finding out that women are gay

Tha water cooler mould is talking Lebanese to me again

Puberty blocker bans in Queensland and NZ risk extreme harm to trans youth, UK expert warns Sociologist who surveyed effect of 2024 UK ban says denial of gender-affirming care has left trans and non-binary children in ‘abject misery and severe distress’

Worked hard to get this into Guardian Oz & big props to @fiercemum.bsky.social for setting it up & Melissa Davey for publishing it. She will doubtless get loads of hassle from transphobes for it, but it needs to be out there.
Puberty Blocker bans harm trans kids, no-one should pretend they don’t.

They say he's the "Steve Jobs" of pissing

Scrooged

happy dudes get happy bitchs :D

ASIO. If you work for this organisation hang your head in shame. You failed us dreadfully yesterday.
Nobody talks about them because of the secrecy but we are spending billions to stop this from happening. And it didn't work. #auspol

ya wanna guess what the comments are like for this post that appeals to boomers?

Congratulations 🎉, you've been successfully doxxed! One of the following two items may be delivered to your current residence:

1). a 1cm thick piece of short bread the size of an A4 sheet of paper placed within a postal folio, whether it gets damaged or not is not our problem.

2). A bomb.

dilbo

Joe Biden time

yeah she be givin' me that fulnecky

guys, we doin' it with AI. What "it" is exactly, I don't know.

Baes spaghetti blew my ass up again :(