@nemerevermore.bsky.social was delighted to see this very deep stack at my B&N the other day. Hoping that means they’re selling these like crazy!

We’re not serving justice, we’re babysitting chaos….

Ok so HEB delivers…what if I ordered a Digiorno? What THEN?

In today’s game of “Who Would Win?” with the twins I babysit: Captain Marvel vs Al (from Al’s Toy Barn)

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Had a dream there was a new season of ITYSL, woke up to a nightmare.

Don’t talk to me unless you have brought me Kate Spade fruit snacks.

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Honestly give Genevieve O’Reilly an Emmy already for the last ten minutes of Andor episode 3.

It all breaks down at the first rehearsal…

Does the Progressive marketing team just sit in meetings like “ok this is almost there but there has gotta be a way to make it a BIT more annoying”?

Diving back into edits on my most recent manuscript and geez this might be the best thing I’ve ever written. It needs a lot of work still but feels like it would’ve been one of my favorite books if I hadn’t written it.

You got a two dollar bill, put your hands up!

Does the existence of Godzilla imply the existence of Satanzilla?

Food Theory: Why McDonald’s Won’t Let You Keep the Shamrock Shake (or Anything Else) YouTube video by The Food Theorists

Hooray! My first Theorist video is out! Had a blast working on this: youtu.be/y1h4IBgh7H4?...

Kitchen is covered in glass and olive oil. I created the ultimate mess!!

When Amazon launched in 1995, there were 5,500 indie bookshops in the U.S., with 7,000 locations. By May of 2023, that number had decreased to 2,185 indies & 2,599 locations.

When you purchase audiobooks via Libro.fm vs. Audible, you directly support indie bookshops. Let's make that number grow ❤️

It’s okay to eat fish, cuz they don’t have any feelings.

First they came for the Pizza Hut and I said nothing -
Because I was not a Pizza Hut.
Then they came for the Taco Bell and I said nothing -
Because I was not a Taco Bell.
Then they came for the combination Taco Bell and Pizza Hut and there was no one left to speak for me.

I have never witnessed a more embarrassing moment for America. Anyone who supports what Trump and Vance just did to Zelensky, an ally and a leader this country has rightly rallied around, is lost and gone for good. That was a national disgrace.

People that want to talk to me:
- nobody

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700 games of Ben Chiarot. What a beautiful guy.

Commercial idea: an ad without Jennifer Coolidge or Tom Brady. Idk what the product is but I’ll probably buy it.

I like when the host says “yeah” as if there’s something to agree with in “uh, uh, uh, uh”.

Always surprised to see Jordan Binnington on the Canadian team. He’s so racist I just assumed he was American.

Can’t believe I’m rooting for the Sidney Crosby team.

Hope Canada wins but Larkin catches the snitch.

Gah, the Tkachuks are so embarrassing. Doesn’t matter how many “fights” Brady wins, he will always be the ugliest boy on the ice.

I started to be faux indignant that Matt wasn’t even singing the national anthem after his little tantrum but then I realized he probably doesn’t know all those words and it’s not his fault

I do not have to respect the Tkachuk brothers actually.

Lmao this broadcast going through the trouble of pleading with fans to not boo during the U.S. anthem, then focuses for a solid minute on the American fan yelling the anthem into a Canadian fan’s face.

Anyways, the flag songs are silly and I’d probably boo (America’s) if I was there.

Saaaaame. This is my fake world lol. Also not asking about your next book because no pressure but *believing*

Dammit Micah, I missed your web presence! Hope you’re doing well (as can be considering *gestures at hellscape*)