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Posts by Darth Turner

Me: I just finished my time machine

Friend: are you gonna go back and kill baby hitler?

Me: no I'm gonna do something even more important

[25 years ago at a cafe]

Me (in waiter outfit): the world is gonna roll you

Smashmouth guy eating crepe: [drops his fork]

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a man with glasses and a mustache has the words " that 's science baby " above him Alt: a man with glasses and a mustache has the words " that 's science baby " above him

Get this man a lab coat. He’s ready for the real DATA SCIENCE

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But they were all deceived for a 5th loco was made

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The universe’s greatest #WorldofWarcraft journalist is back at it again! Give this beautiful man a click, and feast your eyes on some good ol’ fashion, non-rage-bait, well informed review coverage.

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WE ARE BLESSED

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CAN YOU FUCKIN’ BELIEVE IT FAM?? WE GOT A WHITE ASS BLOCK OF A BACKGROUND WITH THE CUTEST DAMN FIRE DOG YOU’VE EVER SEEN WITH HIS GLORIOUS POKÉMON NAME OF POMBON DISPLAYED FOR ALL TO BASK IN. A MAN (ALL HUMANS) FALLS TO HIS KNEES NEXT TO THE PHOTO WHILE THE TEXT READS “I BELIEVE IN POMBON SUPREMACY.

CAN YOU FUCKIN’ BELIEVE IT FAM?? WE GOT A WHITE ASS BLOCK OF A BACKGROUND WITH THE CUTEST DAMN FIRE DOG YOU’VE EVER SEEN WITH HIS GLORIOUS POKÉMON NAME OF POMBON DISPLAYED FOR ALL TO BASK IN. A MAN (ALL HUMANS) FALLS TO HIS KNEES NEXT TO THE PHOTO WHILE THE TEXT READS “I BELIEVE IN POMBON SUPREMACY.

#PokemonWinds #PokemonWaves

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Alysa Liu telling 60 Minutes “I love struggling, it makes me feel alive” is a legit revolutionary statement from a Bay Area native in a time when copious amounts of time and resources are being put toward convincing us to opt out of experiencing struggle, friction and self-actualization

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A SKELITEN PLAY'S SAXIPHONE ON A BEAUTIFUL BEACH "IF YOU HAVE TO BEG YOUR SENATOR FOR HUMAN RIGHTS YOU NEVER HAD THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE " - YOUR LIFE SHOULD NOT BE UP FOR A VOTE! YOUR BODILY AUTONOMY SHOULD NOT BE UP FOR A VOTE! ANY SYSTEM WHICH REQUIRES POPULAR APPROVAL FOR YOU TO BE TREATED AS AN EQUAL IS A SYSTEM WHICH MUST BE DESTROYED!!! THE SKELOTEN IN THE PIC REFUSES TO RECOGNIZE THIS SYSTEM AS LEGITAMATE!!!!!! NEXT TIME YOU GOT TO CALL YOUR SENATOR TO BEG FOR MERCY YOU SHOULD [CAN'T SAY HERE] [CAN'T SAY HERE] [CAN'T SAY HERE] THE TERMS OF SERVICE PREVENT US FROM DISCUSSING THIS FURTHER BUT READ A "HISTORY BOOK" TO GET THE GENERAL IDEA - dashare.zone ADMIN - FOR MORE OF MY MANIFESTO SUBSCRIBE TO patreon.com/dasharez0ne - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKELITEN PLAY'S SAXIPHONE ON A BEAUTIFUL BEACH "IF YOU HAVE TO BEG YOUR SENATOR FOR HUMAN RIGHTS YOU NEVER HAD THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE " - YOUR LIFE SHOULD NOT BE UP FOR A VOTE! YOUR BODILY AUTONOMY SHOULD NOT BE UP FOR A VOTE! ANY SYSTEM WHICH REQUIRES POPULAR APPROVAL FOR YOU TO BE TREATED AS AN EQUAL IS A SYSTEM WHICH MUST BE DESTROYED!!! THE SKELOTEN IN THE PIC REFUSES TO RECOGNIZE THIS SYSTEM AS LEGITAMATE!!!!!! NEXT TIME YOU GOT TO CALL YOUR SENATOR TO BEG FOR MERCY YOU SHOULD [CAN'T SAY HERE] [CAN'T SAY HERE] [CAN'T SAY HERE] THE TERMS OF SERVICE PREVENT US FROM DISCUSSING THIS FURTHER BUT READ A "HISTORY BOOK" TO GET THE GENERAL IDEA - dashare.zone ADMIN - FOR MORE OF MY MANIFESTO SUBSCRIBE TO patreon.com/dasharez0ne - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

THINK ABOUT IT - dashare.zone ADMIN

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Good news for all the nuclearheads! After years of being shuttered following the Fukushima disaster, Tokyo Electric Power Co. has restarted the No. 6 reactor at the Kashiwazaki-Kariwa nuclear power plant!

Also if you oppose nuclear power you're wrong btw

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Zoomer Toby Keith voice:
I Shoulda Been A Catboy

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The image compression on that first picture makes it unreadable.

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Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 Steam codes for Code Vein II courtesy of @gamesplanet.bsky.social. Giveaway closes on Jan 29th, 2:30 PM PT

Game is $58.30 at Gamesplanet w/ code BLOODWARIO buff.ly/laoWLaf

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RIP Alex Pretti. ICU nurse for veterans, patriot, and advocate for justice, cut down for no reason besides filming law enforcement with his phone.

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A SKLETTON AT DA GULLITINE "BRING IT BACK " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKLETTON AT DA GULLITINE "BRING IT BACK " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

NOW - dashare.zone ADMIN

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A photo in the style of the famous Now that’s what I call music album cover that reads, “ Now that’s what I call a distraction from the Epstein Files”

A photo in the style of the famous Now that’s what I call music album cover that reads, “ Now that’s what I call a distraction from the Epstein Files”

Neat. Now release the files.

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I’d love an update on the PS5 native version. I’d love to be able to play on my PS Portal without taking up the console.

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It’s never too late. Starting up is more fun than ever before! I’ve seen so many new players recently, and the community is amazing!

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My great labor is complete! #Fallout76 platinum trophy obtained!

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Board the Mothership.
Board the Mothership. YouTube video by Mothership Media LLC

It's time to board the Mothership.
www.youtube.com/shorts/iEw90...

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That little side panel right there is why the game was $80. Nothing else.

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Thanks for the amazing work you all do on such a delightful game! I can’t wait to see all the fun we’ll have at the lab in 2026!!

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I think these awards felt especially boring because categories like Best RPG and Best Indie each honor overall quality among a subset rather than a specific craft. If a game is the best of the year, and it’s an RPG, obviously it is also the best RPG. Needs an overhaul to avoid pointless repetition

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y-o-u-t-u-b-e-.-c-o-m

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I need to know!!!! Everyone is doing it.

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#TheGameAwards

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IT'S ACTUALLY REAL, THEY ACTUALLY MADE IT!!! THIS PHOTO SHOWS WHITEBEARD, A MAJOR CHARACTER FROM THE CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED ANIME SERIES ONE PIECE, SCREAMING WITH THE TEXT THE STEAM MACHINE IS REAL DISPLAYED UNDERNEATH

IT'S ACTUALLY REAL, THEY ACTUALLY MADE IT!!! THIS PHOTO SHOWS WHITEBEARD, A MAJOR CHARACTER FROM THE CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED ANIME SERIES ONE PIECE, SCREAMING WITH THE TEXT THE STEAM MACHINE IS REAL DISPLAYED UNDERNEATH

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Oh no. What has happened?

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Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 Steam codes for Once Upon a Katamari courtesy of @gamesplanet.bsky.social. Giveaway closes on Oct 27th, 6:30 PM PT

Game is $32.97 on Gamesplanet w/ code KATAMARI buff.ly/j4qOsMG

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