Roger Avary wants to use AI to restore the pedo cult version of Eyes Wide Shut. Send this dumb fuck back to jail

A photorealistic mask of Clara Peller, the woman who shouted "Where's the Beef?" in old Wendy's commercials. The mask features her wavy grey hair and a string of pearls. The eyes are cut out, giving an incredibly unsettling appearance

Just so everyone is aware, as a promotion in 1984, Wendy's produced terrifying, photorealistic carboard masks of Clara Peller, aka the "Where's the Beef?" lady

In honor and memory of Nathalie Baye, whom I interviewed in 2002; her generosity was supreme; she called me, while on location, to talk—with great admiration—about her work with Godard: "It's impossible to be bad in one of his films. You see yourself onscreen as yourself."

Screenshot of Elmo next to his pet's fishbowl in Elmo's World. The subtitles say "We. Dorothy's been thinking abou and down to what’s her daughter."

four birds in a cartoon from Sesame Street, with the caption reading "Oh, shit"

Another Sesame Street cartoon saying "Oh shit"

Screenshot of Big Bird in Hooper’s Store with live human Alan and a flying red bird. The subtitles read: "Time for the birth of terror. Me"

Do not watch Sesame Street on Tubi with the subtitles on 😭. I swear, I didn't edit or add anything. Is it hilarious? Yes, but also, they need to fix this immediately. Absolutely incomprehensible and bad

Finally watched Irreversible. On the one hand, I’m so desensitized to violence the fire extinguisher scene was not hard to sit through. On the other hand, the tunnel scene… that was rough.

When 3 mutuals fave one of my posts

Lacanye West @steelydante euphoria but it's about chevy chase, jonathan rosenbaum, and the guys from steely dan all going to bard college together

News used to be better.

The new VERY hagriographic Michael Jackson biopic starring MJ's nephew is out at the end of the month. But back in 2004 an unauthorised and EQUALLY flattering biopic was made in Canada. Here is a clip and I promise you have NO idea where it's going. I haven't done a single edit here.

He’s a sadist, he wants the world to be afraid of him. More than anything though he is a coward and being a mass murderer changes the dynamic for him forever. He gets a thrill as well when he retracts his threats and you’re all relieved. This is his kink. He’s doing all this out of spite

If Trump murders a couple million people tonight then they should probably cancel the World Cup

My first day as The Guardian’s graphic designer is going well

Caught up with The Final Reckoning. Terrible first 45 minutes, picks up after that. The sunken sub scene took forever. II still the worst.

this would be an amazing way for It to happen

Tiger Woods in handcuffs

Why does Tiger Woods in handcuffs after his recent car crash look like ET?

Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah

Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen

Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah

Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him

sorry have to add my favorite one

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Best First Views of March:

The Sun Shines Bright
The Wicker Man ‘73
Mandingo
Escape from Alcatraz
A Tale of Springtime
What About Bob?
Deep Cover
Lone Star
Jennifer’s Body
RRR
Showing Up

George C. Scott at the Doctor Strangelove premiere, realizing Kubrick only used the goofy takes.

A few, including the current #1.

Today's News (from X: The Everything App) Bob Dylan Launches Patreon with Lectures from the Grave

I love the titles of some of those early 70s Giallo movies

Punch-Drunk is my second favorite!

Bitches, leave.

What are your favorite and least favorite PTA films? Mine are Licorice Pizza and The Master.

Kids’ Movie Has A Couple Moments That Condescend To Adults Too

Kids’ Movie Has A Couple Moments That Condescend To Adults Too theonion.com/only-bag-of-chips-big-en...

Really like this one!

Do you prefer the films he wrote before he started directing?

One of the great films.