The gods knew I would be too powerful in thigh highs if I was able to figure out garter belts

They should invent a me without rejection sensitive dysphoria

I don't know how I would personally define rock and metal as genres.

I just know that Spotify is wrong.

This is who you're being mean to when you're mean to me just fyi

If you say that you're looking for a "partner in crime" on a dating site, it's rude to unmatch someone as soon as they ask which kinds of crime you like to do. If you're not serious about pulling off the greatest bank heist of the 21st century, don't waste my time!

My best quality is respecting your boundaries so much that I never talk to you.

Misread this as Goku being Goofy and all I can think about is how Donald Duck would be his Vegeta

Hazing myself with the ceiling light so I'll be productive

Spread information, not panic. When reporting or signal boosting potential threats, provide as much information as possible! SALUTE guide: S - size/strength A - actions/activity L - location & direction U - uniform/clothes T - time & date of observation E - equipment/weapons Not a useful tweet: "proudboys spotted" Where? When? What are they doing? How many? What are they carrying?" Use your judgement!

With the raids going on, remember to spread information, not panic. Be specific about what you witness and give folks information so that they can work with to assess their risk.

If she can do it, we can all do it.

A view of a snowy lake with bare trees surrounding it

It blows my mind that we've gotten snow *twice*. Roads are still icy and unsafe today

Slowly migrating here 🖤