From the Milky Way straight to your hearts #immortalcf

@elcerealman.bsky.social if his Prehistoric variant guest starred on Thundarr the Barbarian or another Hanna-Barbera action cartoon.

Oh no my pants!

nuremberg 2.0 needs to end with the assets of all those guards seized and handed over to their victims

4 MORE ENTER WORLD WAR WORST

Hes done the math CPA!

Your demi-god of death FUNNYBONE!

The well balanced STURDY SAL!

This man, this monster BEASTMAN!

#WWWsWWF
Thursday April 16
@beerzombies #LasVegas
$20 / 21+

Thank you to buttwrestlinginc.com / still accepting sponsors!

Fuck that man. Fuck his enablers and supporters. Murderers, thieves, abusers, horrors. Fuck them all.

Eyewitness video from the scene of today's ICE shooting in California appears to (you guessed it) contradict officials' claims that the man "weaponized" his vehicle. The car is reversing and the agents appear to be well clear of it.

The President wants to feed your future into a meat grinder

That's where all your money goes. Daycare would be a way better way to spend it

THE NEXT INSTALLMENT FOR
#WWWsWWF

The sharpest mind in wrestling SUGE D!

The carrier of the cunty torch NIXI XS!

The busiest brawler all week AC UNIT SWAMP Cooler!

Non binary Adventurex LARA FRAZIER!

Their names echo in the halls of eternity!

TY 2 OUR SPONSORS, APPLY NOW

Imagine an American regime...

There is a rumor and I must address it

From @hoodslam.bsky.social #SlamTown UNDEFEATABLE

Streaming now TrillerTV +

MR RAYNE v JOE E DESOUL

APRIL 3RD #EKPYROTICA
#SlamTown
doors 7:30ish

Show 8-11ish PM Friday APRIL 3RD 2026, #Oakland

based on the ancient greek word ekpyrosis (ἐκπύρωσις)- model in which the universe is in a cycle of fiery birth, cooling and rebirth

i am a patron of the arts

RIP Bela Loca.

With her *totally real* vampirism cured, she has successfully reintegrated to society and was last spotted applying for a job at her local Hot Topic.

So long and goodnight @hoodslam.bsky.social

this is, unfortunately, already well established law. these lawyers aren’t saying anything surprising. the supreme court has been pretty clear on this one.

APRIL 3RD #EKPYROTICA

/ ANTON v DR MEHL /

LOSER LEAVES THE #SlamTown ASYLUM

doors 7:30ish

Show 8-11ish PM Friday APRIL 3RD 2026, #Oakland

based on the ancient greek word ekpyrosis (ἐκπύρωσις)- model in which the universe is in a cycle of fiery birth, cooling and rebirth

IF YOU BUILD IT THEY WILL COME BE THE WORST SHOW ALL MANIA WEEK

Thursday April 16
7ish-10ish PM
#BeerZombies #LASVEGAS
21+
* $20 TIX LIVE ON EVENTBRITE
www.eventbrite.com/e/worst-wres...

#WWWsWWF

Exclusive: ICE's Bounty Hunters Leaked database shows how ICE pays off local cops to do their bidding

With ICE's public approval in the toilet, the agency is quietly paying off local police to act as bounty hunters carrying out its immigration mission
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...

ICE agents should be fired, not deployed to airports.

We did 1st Fridays 15 years ago cuz nobody else in norcal wanted them. We knew it'd be best for other workers/promotions from Fresno to Sacramento.
Now, theres so many shows, even on the same day - for like over a year.
So, why keep doing it? "Is it helping?" I wondered. THUSLY:

3 LEVELS OF FAME
SH3IKAH v BeCCA
APRIL 3RD #EKPYROTICA

doors 7:30ish, show 8-11ish
#Oakland Continental Club
$30 ~ eventbrite
21+ #dontbringyourfnkids
#SlamTown www.slam.town

APRIL 3RD #EKPYROTICA is the last event we'll do on First Friday for a few months.

BUT we will announce our following #Oakland event soon !

See you in #SlamTown

this is just banditry at the hands of the state

Sometimes you need blood to power up in the midst of battle.
#Hoodslam #SlamTown #Wrestling @hoodslam.bsky.social @larafrazier.bsky.social @elcerealman.bsky.social @kiddbanditpro.bsky.social

The Vampires stand tall when SlamTown comes to a close.
#Hoodslam #SlamTown #Wrestling @hoodslam.bsky.social @larafrazier.bsky.social @kiddbanditpro.bsky.social @elcerealman.bsky.social

APRIL 3RD

KING GIRAFFADORAH and Team MONSTERTOWN
v
Richard Shhhnary and SLAMTOWN JUSTICE
with @okidokiokami fate hanging in the balance!

#EKPYROTICA
doors 7:30ish show 8-11ish
Tix on eventbrite, 21+ #doNOTbringYourFNkids

www.slam.town #SlamTown #Oakland

The Vampires (Bella Loca, Lara Frazier, Cereal Man) are here! Beware the brood!
#Hoodslam #SlamTown #Wrestling @hoodslam.bsky.social @kiddbanditpro.bsky.social @larafrazier.bsky.social @elcerealman.bsky.social

King Giraffadorah is not happy about how SlamTown has treated the Goblyns.
#Hoodslam #SlamTown #Wrestling @hoodslam.bsky.social @elcerealman.bsky.social

Monster Town has sent Goblyns to face Richard Shhhnary!
#Hoodslam #SlamTown #Wrestling @hoodslam.bsky.social @papapoison.bsky.social