congenitally incorrigible

he a fan he a fan he a fan

asked for the purple sontag

wait a second… i just realized this app doesn’t even know i’m hot…!

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???

that’s me!!!!

"The night before my mom died she made us turn on Tucker Carlson while we ate dinner in her hospital room.... It was a segment about immigrants streaming over the border. I ate in silence, said goodnight and cried in the car." www.welcometohellworld.com/i-hate-what-...

JOYCE!!!!

i cannot possible be expected to use this app with any consistency when over on twitter joyce carol oates is calling david brooks a cheap mean alcoholic

probably one i don’t forget exists for weeks at a time

NOT beating the charges

i am a RABBIT first and a beautiful woman second. probably mid woman third

grinding my teeth down to little nubs

much better now, thanks! it could have been a LOT worse

an honor!

o absolutely (technically he’s nolan1 chronologically)

i was 23 and therefor incurably stupid in the brain you better believe i made a deranged little collage of conor texts

in 2019 i dated 3 guys in a row named conor with one n and they all dumped me with eerily similar texts

summer 2023 is all about nolans i went out with 2 nolans in 24 hours one fell off the face of the earth to go fuck his friend and one told me he’s in love with me after 2 weeks

Really fucking confusing

at least i finally found a use for blue sky

i can’t believe i got ghosted by a man whose twitter likes are exclusively composed of thirst traps posted by women who range from could-be-my-stunt-double to my possible-separated-at-birth-identical-twin

forgot this app existed until it was orange outside sorry!

blue sky? i wish!

personally i prefer blueing and reblueing

whoops sorry!

i have to be reading the most esoteric theory book on the FLIXbus to DC for some reason

just sat next to the feckless gamer brother from white lotus season 1 at lunch this is what living in brooklyn is all about!!!!

jia tolentino has been found dead in miami

in the meantime, remember when Jimmy Fallon forgot to log out of his main account and thanked himself for donating money