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Posts by Phil Walters

SEX TAPE (sext ape)

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"Automatic Noodle"
"Dungeon Crawler Carl"
"Crypt Of The Moon Spider"
"This Is How You Lose The Time War"
"The Glass Books Of The Dream Eaters"

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Me trying out something new that everyone else is enjoying

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"Smegatron" an interpretation of the ship "Red Dwarf" (of the BBC show of the same name) as a transformer. The Red Dwarf is a squat red heaxagonal ship that forms a point at one end and a large, funnel-like engine at the other. The pointed end had a series prongs extending from each side of the hexagon that extend to almost double the length of the ship. A large asteroid is lodged into the side of the ship.

Smegatron himself is a large, bulky, red robot with yellow eyes, the asteroid lodged in his lower abdomen, the prongs now placed on his back.

Smegatron is accompanied by the headmaster "Smeghead," a smaller robot who transforms into the head of Smegatron.

"Smegatron" an interpretation of the ship "Red Dwarf" (of the BBC show of the same name) as a transformer. The Red Dwarf is a squat red heaxagonal ship that forms a point at one end and a large, funnel-like engine at the other. The pointed end had a series prongs extending from each side of the hexagon that extend to almost double the length of the ship. A large asteroid is lodged into the side of the ship. Smegatron himself is a large, bulky, red robot with yellow eyes, the asteroid lodged in his lower abdomen, the prongs now placed on his back. Smegatron is accompanied by the headmaster "Smeghead," a smaller robot who transforms into the head of Smegatron.

I was formatting one of the articles in the "War Stories" TF zine I'm working on and Red Dwarf was mentioned then before I knew it...this happened.

#art

2 weeks ago 345 118 20 9
Yiying Lu’s painting “Lifting A Dreamer”, a beluga whale is held aloft in a net by seven birds, floating over the sea. AKA the old Twitter Fail Whale.

Yiying Lu’s painting “Lifting A Dreamer”, a beluga whale is held aloft in a net by seven birds, floating over the sea. AKA the old Twitter Fail Whale.

How appropriate for Him to Return on Easter Monday.

2 weeks ago 1 1 0 0
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An astronaut I drew some years back now, the eggstronaut! Yep, am not over the Artemis II mission, now got the ISS feed on and it’s gorgeous :)

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A Google Maps screenshot version of the map in the above skeet, showing Cavendish Square Gardens and Hanover Square.

A Google Maps screenshot version of the map in the above skeet, showing Cavendish Square Gardens and Hanover Square.

Ben called it in the Discord.

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A Google Maps version of the previous skeet's map, depicting an area of Charing Cross Road in London.

A Google Maps version of the previous skeet's map, depicting an area of Charing Cross Road in London.

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PIXELEYEBAT pixel art and illustrations

I think it's Pixeleyebat, www.g-a-m-e-o-v-e-r.com

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Yiying Lu’s painting “Lifting A Dreamer”, a beluga whale is held aloft in a net by seven birds, floating over the sea. AKA the old Twitter Fail Whale.

Yiying Lu’s painting “Lifting A Dreamer”, a beluga whale is held aloft in a net by seven birds, floating over the sea. AKA the old Twitter Fail Whale.

How appropriate for Him to Return on Easter Monday.

2 weeks ago 1 1 0 0
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pov: you're making history. you're working with the most advanced technology in the world. outlook still doesn't fucking work.

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Renegade Master (Fatboy Slim Old Skool Mix)
Renegade Master (Fatboy Slim Old Skool Mix) YouTube video by Roger McKenzie - Topic

Here's a possibility (the Go!s start at 0:40): youtu.be/xpWbAvsrDKM?...

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“My Auntie From UNCLE”

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Window decal for an apartment complex that is split in half by the windowframe, such that it can uncharitably be read to say "WAL HIGH NUT ON LAND" rather than "WALNUT ON HIGHLAND"

Window decal for an apartment complex that is split in half by the windowframe, such that it can uncharitably be read to say "WAL HIGH NUT ON LAND" rather than "WALNUT ON HIGHLAND"

(nodding as I complete the saying) Wal sober, nut at sea

2 weeks ago 96 18 0 0

"James Bond Jr.: The Movie"
"Little Miss MI5"
"Dead Drop Fred"
"Take Your Daughter To Enemy Base Day"
"Mum's The Word"
"iSpy"

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@demontomatodave.bsky.social Videogame announcement news (and the start of Neo-E3 or whatever we’re calling it now):

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@demontomatodave.bsky.social Videogame announcement news:

4 weeks ago 0 0 0 0
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Meet POOB!

I have accidentally made a whole new animated short film, which I'm delighted to share will have its World Premiere at @pictoplasma.bsky.social Berlin in May. Come along!

#animation #3d #shortfilm #poob #pictoplasma

1 month ago 136 27 10 1

@brainmage.bsky.social New stacking game:

1 month ago 2 1 0 0
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Ha ha ha yes man

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Downloaded. Compressed. Shared.

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ストリートファイターII稼働35周年おめでとうございます🎉ザンギさんとベガさんのトリックアートでお祝い🎊

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M is for maybe this starts with an m
N is for next letter, and that one's an n
E is for easy, like spelling this word
M is for magpie, the stealingest bird
O is for only three more letters to go
N is for nearly there, you mnemonic pro
I is for imminent, this poem's end
C is for congratulations, my spellingwell friend

M is for maybe this starts with an m N is for next letter, and that one's an n E is for easy, like spelling this word M is for magpie, the stealingest bird O is for only three more letters to go N is for nearly there, you mnemonic pro I is for imminent, this poem's end C is for congratulations, my spellingwell friend

If you are unsure of how to spell mnemonic, here is a handy mnemonic:

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@demontomatodave.bsky.social Videogame announcement news:

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@comutiny.bsky.social Think you'll like this.

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Rob Grant RIP – Ganymede & Titan We at Ganymede & Titan are heartbroken to pass on a message from Rob Grant’s family. With much sadness, we have to announce that Rob Grant, co-creator of Red Dwarf, passed away suddenly yesterday afternoon (Wednesday 25th February 2026), a great loss to his family, friends and comedy fans across the world. We’re in too much… Read More

Rob Grant's work meant a lot to me. Like, a LOT a lot, in the sort of 'influenced my entire career' way. This is absolutely gutting news.

www.ganymede.tv/2026/02/rob-...

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LOGGING ON

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Happy 40th Anniversary
the Legend of Zelda ▲

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bsky.app/profile/gric...

2 months ago 1 0 0 0

"Attack Of The 50 Feet"
"Mothra's Pregnant? When's Her Kaiju Date?"
"how is giant baddie formed"
"Dai Kaiju, The Welsh Sheep Monster"
"Dai Kaiju vs. Massive Mari Lwyd"
"Earth Attacks!" (and it's like a mud monster)

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