Timeline cleanser activated!

Now I'm hungry.

If you don't have Little Big in your bloodstream, definitely hunt their videos down on youtube when you are feeling slappy.

Cramer & Hoeven must be looking for new jobs in the mining industry b/c no one in ND should want them back here.

They can go be water tasters right @ the source.

They have nothing! I took it all away! They are cavepeople now!

Also, the Strait is totally haunted by ghosts which is the real reason no ships are getting through. And they have ghost lasers which is why our shit keeps getting blasted to pieces.

I had 2 cancer kitties in a row. One was almost 15, the other was only 1 year, 3 months. Just love them. When the time comes, remember that the decision made isn't done b/c you hate them or they are a burden. It's b/c you don't want them to hurt anymore. They'll let you know when it's time. ❤️

Rob Schneider is rapidly turning into that Ken doll that accidentally got left out in the summer sun face down in the dog's water bowl.

If it's what's been happening on other sites, it's caused by swarms of bots info-scraping for datacenters' AI training bs.

They don't care if they crash things.

Always remember the life lived, not the life lost.

Kitty has had a long & loved life w/years of memories. Now is the time of gentle cuddles & reflection.

It's never fun when a fur baby elders out. Celebrate the days you have left & give the little one a cuddle for me.

You know what?

Air Force One shouldn't be re-fueled until gas prices are acceptable to those of us that don't own stocks.

Suddenly, he'll be VERY concerned about how much it costs to fill a tank b/c he won't be running off to a golf vacation every weekend.

These clowns need to convince me that the people they actively support [as well as themselves] aren't the equivalent of 'third-world criminals'.

If the 'parents' can't handle any noise whatsoever, they shouldn't have had kids in the first place.

They should have just gotten house plants.

Plastic ones.

The paper was gently scented & the ink was glitter purple.

They were planning to have it at that Wafflehouse that supports teleportation & invitations would have gone out Monday evening by glowing orb.

Poor widdle baby.

Guess your usefulness for the Hate Parade has run out & now you aren't wanted by anyone.

Etsy cross-stitch kit for an embroidery of the phrase 'The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.'

You can get an actual kit on Etsy 😆

I had sea monkeys that died b/c the food didn't show up in time. 😧

I've also waited YEARS for a miniature toy replica of Weird Al's accordion to finally ship.

He wanted to really make sure that the Nobel Peace Prize people could see how great he is at peace in real time.

The voices in his head insist that those first 12 posts might not have been seen.

I demand Mel Brooks photo bomb that photo shoot but that's just me.

These are the same people who only accept polls where only MAGAts are asked if they like MAGAt 'MERICA.

They also thought $1000 could buy a new car & gas dropping by $.07 after raising $2 is a big deal.

'tis merely a frostbite!

That's a mickey mouse prediction since it's pretty much a given that he'd still be screaming 'WINNING!' even as his head goes in a basket.

He can never 'lose' anything even while he loses his mind.

...Steampunk Dresden.

Once I saw, I can't unsee. >.<

Except they believed the claim that Covid was nothing/a hoax & large chunks of them died/made others sick in the process. & tried to blame Obama for not testing [🤨] & Biden for the deaths. They don't believe the 70's existed either, let alone the miles of cars @ empty gas stations. Whippersnappers.

He turned the bone inside it into a toothpick that he likes to suck on to encourage those deep brain-worm thoughts.

Potato Bug, a black & white tuxie kitten wearing a purple collar with a pink name tag, looks into the camera with her head at a tilt. She actually took the photo herself while playing on a tablet.

I didn't take this. Potato Bug [rip] actually took this herself playing with the tablet & it's the best photo of a kitty I have.

Considering how there is apparently no actual Congress to ensure checks & balances on that witless sundowning butthole, who is & isn't a senator is a mote point.

I'm surprised the cannon fodder is allowed to eat.

I think they make wang-shaped gummies. That sell in bulk.

Probably get all melty & stick to all the things if sprinkled in a parking lot or flung on car hoods.

Crying shame, that.

The couple times I slept on one, I would migrate towards the 'headboard' & curl up against that, defeating the purpose of pulling the whole thing out in the first place.

I can sleep on anything if I'm tired enough.

People not being exactly like them makes their tiny amoeba brains quiver. They have to have an 'Other' to scream @ to feel good about themselves lest they realize they are really the 'Other' -&- the problem.

Woot Woot!