I like hearing that people enjoy it because I do it constantly as a bartender and worry that it comes off over familiar. it's just how I talk, I will "honey" and "sweetie" and "my dear" your ass off lol
exactly! like there are so many men in my life that are sweet and friendly and treat children with kindness, I think this woman needs to stop hanging out near right wing men
he very well may have. next time he comes in I'm definitely asking to see his id lol
jesus fucking christ imagine loudly announcing that you only associate with men who are either totally devoid of normal human emotions, or are sexual predators. that's the only moral I can reasonably take from this biological essentialist bullshit
From a different social media platform:
Stonewall quietly changed its definition of transphobia last year to help allow the government to pursue its Wraparound Conversion Therapy policy.
The reason Dugdale has been appointed is to launder its *faux* Conversion Therapy ban.
Quislings…?
she's just the same silly sweet girl. she's got a bit of a limp (the cancer started in her back right leg), but she still runs around when she's excited. she still plays with the cat and eats her dinner and likes treats and pets. I'm not ready for her to go yet
made the mistake of finally looking up how much time our dog reasonably has left with untreated bone cancer. she's well medicated for pain currently but she's only reasonably got about a month or two to live. she's essentially on hospice. it's so hard because most of the time she's totally normal 🙁
People also have to consider that it’s indicative of Fascist Thinking to characterize your opponent to be at once too insignificant to take seriously and so powerful that it’s entirely their fault that you lost
fuck man, I wish. one of my best friends' twin sister is in the military and she gets him insane deals on flights with her family military discount. there are definitely ways to travel very cheaply but you do need to know someone lol
*your tickets
like if you're flying twice a month or whatever for work and they pay for how tickets, then yeah I bet you'd rather miss a flight here and there rather than spend 6 hours at the airport every time! but uhhhh that's not most people's experience of flying
don't worry I wouldn't have been smart enough to get it even if you had thought of how to phrase it lol
yeah I did not understand that shit. if I'm flying anywhere, I likely spent months saving up for whatever trip I'm going on. if I miss my flight I don't just have like $500-2k sitting in my account waiting for me to need a second ticket. I am a poor person I know how much money I have to the penny
I put the bar name on there 🙂 I know he's a sucker for branded things for his bar lol
fuck yes I sent a picture of the almost finished mannequin to my boss and he loves it 🙂 so it'll be decor in the bar next week!
🥹 this is so precious
lol yeah that checks out. I had that experience at a liquour store the day I turned 19 and happened to get ID-ed because their boss was in
it's insane tho, this kid literally snitched on one of their buddies for drinking underage there and was given a free pint for his trouble once lmao little shit
I swear to god I id-ed that kid the first time he came in! am I just so bad at math that I calculated it wrong??
whatever, I'm his favourite bartender so I'll just tell him never to mention it to my boss lol. he's of age now!
guy on my bowling team revealed to me last night that his son, who's been a regular at my bar since I started last year, turned 19 last month. 19 is the drinking age in my province. no wonder he tips me 40%, I'm gonna smack the crap outta that goddamn kid lol
wearing one of those big metal movie chastity belts to protect the goods
every time I sleep with a pillow between my knees (every night) I'm gonna tell myself that I'm not old and arthritic, I'm just keeping my vagina from collapsing
I've always wanted a well fitted corset that isn't just a piece of pvc with some plastic ribbing thrown in there
I'm honestly not sure I know what I'm doing well enough to both install it and then know how to use it. it works fairly well with the windows 11 it's currently running!
kinda wish when my phone ate shit last year that I'd just gotten an old refurbished one. fuck ai
last year I spent $200 on a 12 year old refurbished lenovo touch screen laptop, the screen of which turns into a tablet. there's not a single piece of ai bloatware, I do not have to dodge around ai "assistants" trying to force their bullshit on me. best $200 I ever spent
is it a coincidence that 4/20 lands during lesbian visibility week? yes but buy a lesbian some weed anyway
it looks like if they made a g spot massager as eraserhead merch
we'd like you to think of the surveillance state as less of a prison panopticon and more of a photo album assembled by a guy who hides in your house
thank yoooooou!!! ❤️