You think all Gen-X are MAGA?

I figured he was becoming a Republican for the pedophilia.

I, for one, look forward to InfoWars being just slightly less psychotic than it was.

I can’t, because I refuse to subscribe to yet another streaming service just to watch a sportball game. Way to go, Cavs & NBA!

Where’s Woke-Thanos when you need him?

Keep him away from the Cavs’ PT staff!

Posts free from grammatical errors and Cheez-Whiz?

Lookin’ good, Bernie!

Is “executive chairman” Apple-speak for “Chief Trump Peen-Gobbler”?

Curious whether the “he/him” is standard in the judge’s signature or a little “get bent” to the fascists.

The one missing the “e” is correct in American English. The other is not.

I’m beginning to suspect that someone here is a syphilitic moron…

Okay, this one hits a little too close to home, bitches.

OMG HAS HE SEEN HER PICTURE

Me: <launches another DDoS attack>

I’m sure there’ll be room inside for all 350 million of us, too, right?

I gotta confess, I’m getting seriously mixed messages from you right now, dude.

Cook also reeks of syphilis and feces from nuzzling Trump’s taint for the past two years.

🙄

Hi, have you met us?

Oasis?? No.

Ummm… no.

IF ONLY THEY HAD WARNED US oh wait

Luzerne "Kids for Cash" Scandal | Juvenile Law Center In 2007, a frantic call from an alarmed parent prompted Juvenile Law Center to investigate irregularities in Pennsylvania’s Luzerne County juvenile court. We discovered that hundreds of children routi...

Huh. I wonder if he showed any compassion for the kids PA Juvenile Court judge Michael Conahan sent to prison in return for bribes. (He commuted Conahan’s prison sentence before leaving office.)

jlc.org/luzerne-kids...

No.

Me: <throws my shit>

NOW CATCH SANTA

I look forward to Leavitt losing her job and subsequently becoming Governor of <insert high-inbreeding southern state here>.

“Ever taken by Artemis II”? Isn’t this the first lunar-trip by Artemis II?