🎵 When the moon and the stars
Remind you who you are…
You’re a mori. 🎶

The Vance Curse strikes again…

Either way, they’re at a loss for words.

Don’t forget your child’s ID, too.

Plus, Mar-a-lago face…

Oh yeah! That would be much faster. Quick adventure, like 15 minutes in and out.

Let’s just dig the canal through Iran. They’d -never- expect it!

Hands Across Arabia ❤️

MAGA Buddhists at it again… >_<

Happy Mar10 (Mario) Day, to those who celebrate. 🥳

“Astigmugtism”

Obamna?

Good. The time has come, the youth are now ready to learn the ancient wisdom of their forebears. May they use this power wisely.

All in a knight’s work.

Ah, of course. It’s that Lohla is not holding a hot cocoa. :P

Season 4 shalt thou not watch, nor Season 2, unless proceeding to Season 3. Season 5 is right out.

I’ll take a Ctrl+Z combo, if they have any.

I like mine steamed! 😋

Coming to theaters and streaming April 20th.

LIFE COULD BE WORSE, CALVIN. LIFE COULD BE A LOT BETTER, TOO!

Mom’s a lib, Calvin is a lefty.

He did jokes like: “In America, you go to a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party comes to you. 😳”

Pericles… in with the first Yakov Smirnov joke?

“Oh…y-yeah… using it to help affordability. Sure, why not go ahead and assume that.”

XD

It sucks that lady had to be stood up.

As the now-former King of Norway, I feel your pain.

III. Miss Machete values your call. Please stay on the line and someone will help you shortly.