That made me annoying, mentally deficient, AND $10 a month poorer.

George is difficult.

(This is a first for the Beatles.)

(Ringo is obviously a druid)

Paul McCartney is a bard. John Lennon was a warlock. In this essay I will

Well, there's your answer, fishbulb!

the crazy part is this means the facebook we’ve all been experiencing for the past 5 years was the *good* version

The Nutcracker, at its heart, is a story about an eccentric one-eyed relative visiting for the holidays.

Representation matters.

"Barbie is coming in 5 days"

A damning indictment of Ken's skills if you ask me

In my home town, there was a urologist named Dr. Richard Tapper.

And yes, Dr. Tapper went by "Dick."

He has since retired, so Dr. Dick Tapper can no longer serve Toledo's urological needs.

His former practice is now managed by Dr. Wang.

I swear it was called "The Manilla Effect."