God everyone talks about my eyes (they are extremely blue) but almost like it’s the only notable thing about me so I hate it lol

One I look on more fondly was when I was helping my friend in community theater by volunteering to do some audience participation bits and at least five people in the audience asked after the show if I was a professional actor

One time years ago I was getting my hair cut and the stylist said I’d look hot with a nose piercing and my hair down

Still not sure to this day how I feel about it but she meant it as a compliment and I will accept it as such

Against the BRAVES

We will be no more than five and no fewer than one game below .500 all season and it’s all gonna be a big ball of meh so take the wins when you can

It’s the classic story of what happens when a society appoints people “authorities” on specific subjects - they start to believe it

It’s hard too because the actual German speaker I practice with are Swiss, which is like learning to speak English from James Carville

As a Nats fan myself, Ts and Ps to lil’ Tampa

I should be much better but I am not! I read fairly fluently, hear the basic concepts of conversations, but my actual in-the-moment speaking is 👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻

I also have the entire lord of the rings and The Hobbit in German on audiobook so sometimes I listen as I read along - in English - in the book

The best teacher though? I set my smart devices and Siri to German so I have to speak German to it and hear back in German. I’m getting there!

Two columns of writing - the left-hand column is the original English story and the left-hand column is the corresponding German translation

So I’m really trying to brush up on my German fluency so I bought a bunch of books like this - with the English and German side-by-side

This one’s a Sherlock Holmes story!

And - let’s not forget - yet ANOTHER person in this administration who has an issue with…let’s call it drinking in moderation

It’s genuinely insane that Trump is the loosest fucking cannon in the entire executive branch but potentially the only one not perpetually drunk

Wait people are doing that

If you’re free at all Thursday night I could probably swing up, if not definitely next time!

How long you going to be up there? I have plans tomorrow and Thursday during the day but Thursday night and Friday-Saturday is pretty free

Glad to know that my three years of sight singing and music theory in college haven’t completely left my brain

It would have been really awful telly if I was up there because I got the first two about a second and a half after the first playthrough and that would have been that

“Uh, Corey, play on the glockenspiel for a bit and stop playing”

FUCK

Apart from the fact that I’m probably near a decade older than you? Yes

Yeah I’ve been forklift certified for over 15 years where the hell is my money

I am both proud and ashamed of how well I did at this at home where’s my five points

The UNCUT Bagpipes Task | Taskmaster YouTube video by Taskmaster

This is amazing but still no math vs maths smh

youtu.be/bOxc02SRL98?...

Whatever I highly approve of the job you’re doing in the poasting mines

Probably the best hand motion you could make in that instance tbh

I pride myself on trying to be likable but I’m not deluded enough to think that there’s not a group of people out there who just absolutely loathe me

“Do you have a favorable or unfavorable opinion of Bluesky user Core, The?”

Favorable: 2.75%
Unfavorable: 0.25%

Who the fuck is that: 97.00%

GREAT NUMBERS FOR YA GIRL CORE

Wow so glad this has dominated so much of the online pundit class’ attention

Clearly all this means is that y’all cared more about a basketball championship than a football one

Which, I don’t even know who you people are anymore

(besides awesome)

Tired: horse tranquilizer
Wired: horse nebulizer

GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY

Oh

Oh dear