omg thank you Eric, i will come up with something extremely stupid to spend it on

Paul Sewald is 3-0 in save situations when i am present at chase field. venmo @ valerieonline to contribute to the dbacks victory fund

Tim Tawa get behind me

come through for maxfun meetup day in beautiful phoenix, arizona @maximumfun.org

It all goes back and back, to our mothers and fathers and theirs before them. We are puppets dancing on the strings of those who came before us, and one day our own children will take up our strings and dance in our steads. - Tyrion Lannister A Storm of Swords, Chapter 70, Tyrion X.

cleaning up the kitchen and having a glass of red while my baseball team shits the bed

just walked a guy on four pitches to load the bases. but that’s okay, i’ll get the next guy. now to hang a slider dead center and take a big sip of my coffee

Ryne Nelson today

now here’s a guy: Rod Barajas

i can’t talk about the “designated hitter” without foaming at the mouth in anger

our noble National League vs their barbaric American League

very crude drawing of a baseball strike zone showing an absolute meatball coming in about waist-high, squarely in the zone

phillies batter just challenged a called strike three that came in right around here and jon miller said “that should be strike one against him his next time up!”

finally time to cash this check. let’s hear it playboy

my job on the leftist commune would be middle reliever with an ERA that hovers around 5.60 and every time i trot out of the bullpen the home fans go “ugh not HER again” but they keep me on the roster because i’m a solid presence in the clubhouse. sorry what was the question again

our bats will finally come alive tomorrow, lord willing and the creek don’t rise

insane how drastically street photography has changed even in the last ~10 years because of the demented ways in which western society uses the internet

Little Shop Of Horrors 2: These Ones Fuck

Paul Sewald is 2-0 in save situations when i am present at chase field. venmo @ valerieonline to contribute to the dbacks victory fund*

*my budget for nosebleed tickets

Mikiri Counter would be a beautiful name for a baby girl

there won't be a "third impact" Mulder, the entire concept is a fantasy you created to avoid reckoning with painful, deep seated psychosexual fears and insecurities. think about it. this "impact" just happens to specifically address your worst— (third impact begins) many things could be causing this

Rime of the Ancient Mariner prestige tv surf dracula adaptation. season one finale is him buying a crossbow

Marked Safe From Valyrian Steel Dagger – Today

A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms season 1 in the books

danny devito, awestruck and tearing up, saying “i get it now”

finally made it out of the starting area in dark souls 3

while you were studying the blade, i went to the store

a daytime job..?

Snake, that’s Harry. he doesn’t mind if he doesn’t make the scene. he’s got a daytime job, and he’s doing alright

[pulling up to my softball games] oh i’m sorry, is a sportsball happening today? 🙄

small-government conservatism is when a guy in a mask who won't show you his badge shoots you through the window of your car while you're driving away from him

gungan dj khaled: WEESA SUPER BOMBAD MUSIC

when i was playing dark souls 2 i couldn’t stop singing “bearer of the curse” to the tune of master of the house from les mis

the patriotism only gets to come out when we're sinking british or german battleships