honestly being offline kinda hits

Shirtless Sunder, the jerk posterboy from Boyfriend Dungeon with Steam's 70% off badges over each his nipples.

Date your weapons in the only sack-n-slash game on the market!

💞⚔ Boyfriend Dungeon is on sale for 70% off on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/674930/B...

like dude my kid is just barely three and she’s gonna have been in this funeral home twice and wont remember either of them and this is just very wild to me

april showers bring death i guess

so how’s everyone’s tomodachi life islands going cuz on big chill island sabrina carpenter instantly had a crush on barack obama at first sight

pleased to announce my toddler is a cow main on mario kart world

chrisxvargas ® 5h 24 years old. Fully paid off Costco hotdog. It's not "parents money". It's not luck. It's consistency. It's discipline. I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle. COSTCO Costco $1.50 Paid $1.50 Remaining $0.00 Payment schedule Pay in 4 Fri, Jan 05 1 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Jan 19 2 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Feb 02 3 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Feb 16 Final payment • Paid $0.375

okay but like powerwash simulator is not only relaxing but it's helping me with my adhd somehow?? it gives me dopamine in exchange for focusing on details and then i just went and cleaned my house so i could get even more dopamine and wow video games did that!!!!

good thing i got addicted to powerwash simulator just in time to need to kill a whole day waiting for tomodachi life release!!!

SAME! his stream is a classic background noise one for me. his setups are WILD.

T-Pain - Church (Official HD Video) ft. Teddy Verseti YouTube video by TPainVEVO

like come ON

i feel like we don’t talk about t-pain enough t-pain rules

This is Missy. She escaped from her backyard and ran straight to daycare, where she had a spa day and got to play with her boyfriend. Lessons were learned, but not the ones her parents probably hoped. 13/10 (TT: spotsplaceyqr)

r/UberEATS u/litaps_Missiciv • 51d • i.redd.it Top 1% Poster Customer reduced tip and gave me negative rating because "i shattered their backboard dunking on their son" HE PASSED ME THE BALL!

sorry to this guy but this is unfortunately extremely funny to me

pedialyte is literally a health potion

Photo of a sketchbook page with 2 Pokemon drawings. 1. Nidoran F with a cute pink bow on her neck, sitting in a garden. 2. Charmander, Bulbasaur and Squirtle, sitting snuggled together and sleeping.

eepy 💤

#art #pokemonart #pokemon

based la noire enjoyer 🤝

spaces that used to bring me joy are giving me the ick so bad and making me feel worse and i sure hate it

i thought i’d be dead by now tbh

Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

was once New Amsterdam.

just emailed our leasing office with our intended move out date and the new landlord is giving us keys a week early which means we have

2 weeks to pack 🥴

good thing this is just a one bedroom apartment!!

absolutely correct usage of this game

tomodachi life needs to hurry up because the only thing that can get me out of this funk is making obama kiss sonic the hedgehog

kinda wack to spend most of your life waiting for it to be over tbh

i am so careful wrt food safety because i’m paranoid about food poisoning and ofc my ass got me and my husband sick over a goddamn ONION 😭

reminder to myself as well as anyone else who thinks they can just peel off the yucky layer because they really need an onion: WHEN IN DOUBT THROW IT OUT

Announcement for GDQ's AAPI Heritage Month celebration on May 23-24 presented by Asian Speedrunners Alliance with a happy Coop in the corners

Our AAPI Heritage Month Celebration is coming up from May 23-24 and run submissions are OPEN!!

Submissions are open through April 23rd at 11:59PM ET!

gdq.gg/AAPI-submissions

there's a patient in that game that gets testicular torsion and i will never forget being 6 years old sitting at the puter laughing at the guy yelling "MY NUTS! YOU GOTTA HELP ME DOC"

i found out that the same people who made the emergency room: disaster strikes game my mom had that i was OBSESSED with growing up made vet games too and they're free on OLDASSCOMPUTERGAMESLOL dot com and oh MAN do i love legacy interactive