The human body was not meant to endure 2 trump terms in one lifetime.

The way they’re all SO shocked by the hatred for it too. Really shows how out of touch these people are.

An orange cat standing on a chair with the sunlight on her

An orange cat looking outside a screen door

The girl really enjoys sunshine and fresh air — a true spring princess.

if they'd just renewed "Warrior Nun" we wouldn't even be here!

From EARTHSEED: THE BOOKS OF THE LIVING Choose your leaders with wisdom and forethought. To be led by a coward is to be controlled by all that the coward fears. To be led by a fool is to be led by the opportunists who control the fool. To be led by a thief is to offer up your most precious treasures to be stolen. To be led by a liar is to ask to be told lies. To be led by a tyrant is to sell yourself and those you love into slavery.

Octavia E. Butler, 1998:

holy shit he actually conceded

folks, they tell you they’re invincible

they tell you they’re inevitable

they tell you that you should give up and stop fighting

and absolutely none of that is true

Goodbye, Viktor Orbán Hungary's era of "illiberal democracy" may have come to an end.

After sixteen years in power, Hungary's Trump- and Putin-aligned strongman has conceded defeat.

Spent some time in nature and got a little treat, and I feel like a new person.

(Scrolling the internet will surely ruin it, but it’s something!)

Opening with AI being used to discredit a legitimate scandal.

“Who doesn’t love freedom — and camp?”

Homelander saying memes of him should be illegal.

Are we absolutely certain The Boys writers aren’t also writing this season of America???

if you're not sure what to say when you call your reps, Celeste has a script!!

reps.fyi

Finding it real hard to get any work done today. And I don’t even have a job.

I would just like it noted for the record that threats of Armageddon are not conducive to writing on deadline.

This is a supervillain monlogue. I will never understand how anyone can watch this man say things like “a whole civilization will die tonight” and fail to recognize evil when they see it.

Sure, but you’ll just get their voicemails. Ask me how I know.

Hitting 100 paid subscribers today would be aces. Here’s why we’re worth it:

A message box with the subject "What, and I mean this with all disrespect, the F" and a message that reads "Hi Chuck, I know you're probably on vacation because our representatives who don't actually represent us are off 364 days per year, and the final day is like that Friday in corporate when your boss brings in doughnuts and everyone goes home early."

Everyone: Here's a script to contact your reps!

Me:

A mostly dark screen with the NASA logo in the upper right and a bit of hazy light peeking out from an entirely dark Moon in the lower right

Total solar eclipse! Solar corona! From behind the Moon! #Artemis

After eating spicy ramen at 9pm, it’s time to admit I do not make good life choices.

Extremely sad I forgot to wear my Deadpool Jesus shirt today.

Currently watching a seven year old gleefully conquer the board in Risk, and I can’t help but feel I’m getting a pretty good picture of what strategy meetings at the White House probably look like. 🫠

Princess Donut is about to be a STAR.

(Just kidding, she already is.)

This is both gross and stupid.

Just grade A loser shit. My goodness.

How embarsssing.

It’s almost like we told Marjorie Taylor Greene this would happen.

What fresh horrors today, oh fresh horror machine?

Well, if there are going to be hundreds of thousands of unemployed people, I guess at least Pam Bondi is one of them.

So here's the deal: I'm a professional writer and I don't think I could come up with an April Fools joke that is more outrageous than today's reality.

Hundreds of people outside the Supreme Court for a rally in support of birthright citizenship, as Trump sits inside for oral arguments over his exec order trying to strip citizenship from some citizens.

The crowd is currently chanting: "Defend the 14th Amendment! It is ours!"

Why is the Google Discover algorithm showing me so much more of that man’s face unprompted?

I’m trying to keep up with news/trending topics in my industry without having an existential meltdowns mid-workday, please. 😒

a woman in a blue dress is reaching for a book on a ladder Alt: a woman in a blue dress is reaching for a book on a ladder

If we're being real Belle remains a standout heroine for her stalwart love of reading, especially TODAY when parents need all the encouragement possible for their kids to read books. 🤷🏽‍♂️📚

idk man, the majority people i know are organizing or actively fighting in some way or another, so massive shows of solidarity can only be a good thing imo