Not a bad rainbow

I better go to the link and clear this up

The Vatican certainly does, I bet the one for the whole church would be pretty big though

Scam texts are so stupid, man

Oh totally, an image in a text message is probably how the state lets people know about unpaid traffic tickets

If you wear it, people might offer you Fireball shots and you might feel bad and drink one

This hits really differently depending on whether you think that the person pre-wrote this for their own tombstone or that somebody else decided on it after this person died

Recently started biking for real, and holy f-ck - the cars. I swear to absolute fucking God. The cars man. I've never in my 30+ year life seen so many stupid fucking idiots in traffic. Blind motherfuckers. They are making my blood boil. Today someone decided it was a great time to make a U-turn in the middle of the street. I kept distance but the car was jerking and was indecisive and just stopped forcing me to go right on the curb making me fall head over the handle bar and crash. Not a care in the world the driver just looked at me and drove off. Never in my life have I seen so many stupid people that can't drive. And I've had a drivers license for over 20 years soon.

A common thread among newer cyclists is realizing just how awful drivers are. There are things you simply don't notice — behavior that has been normalized — when you mostly drive. Biking, walking, or rolling through the world changes that.

One of the “people also ask” search suggestions was, “is epistasis a nose bleed?” which makes no sense. The AI answer is “yes”, but it’s talking about epistaxis, which is an entirely different word

Knocking it out of the park here, AI!

I am never going to read all the way through a screenshot of a 500 word Truth Social post. Sorry you put that work in going to the other site, taking the screenshot, and posting it here, but it’s wasted on me

Are the people who think marijuana is a psychiatric cure-all in the room with us now?

Col. Frank Fitz, a guy who is not handling things very well

Chris Cooper in American Beauty (1999)

Not great!

www.maptap.gg April 21
98🎯 99🎯 100🎯 72🤗 84😁
Final score: 865

I will say that as much as I hate the Vegas airport (A LOT), the peoplewatching is top-tier

She’s not real steady on her feet, she kind of did this half sit thing for a second

And then she laid down and rubbed her face in the grass, which I bet feels amazing when you’re loaded up with tranquilizers

Post-vet walk = post-vet sit in the shady grass and just chill

A white dog in the back seat of a car

Callie is celebrating the holiday by being stoned out of her mind (she had to go to the vet, which requires sedatives for the nervous little rescue mutt)

Superman debuted in 1938

I don’t understand why people smoke it at all, just go buy a gummy

He says I’m a dumbass but, like, he doesn’t even really know me, man

As a MAGA supporter, I can’t possibly support anyone with a questionable sexual history

A woman was arrested

Also, someone (possibly this woman, possibly anyone else in the world) drove a car into a crowd of pedestrians

Everybody forgets that the new expansion team (Space Force) even exists until the commissioner says they’re on the clock

My dad getting his draft number and immediately joining the Navy so the Army didn’t get him is the same thing as Eli Manning saying before the draft that he’d refuse to play for the Chargers

Sounds like that OP also needs to have a talk with your therapist

I’m gonna need to learn Canada (also China)

www.maptap.gg April 20
100🎯 96🔥 89👑 91👑 70😂
Final score: 857

Yeah

We used balance bikes with both of my kids and you're right, it's amazing how fast they learn when training wheels aren't involved

My half marathon PR may be a lot slower than this but at least I didn’t look this stupid when I crossed the finish line

a man in a suit is riding a red bicycle with his feet up . ALT: a man in a suit is riding a red bicycle with his feet up .

I could probably beat the human world record for a half marathon by a lot too, and I don’t even need a robot

Obstruct, hinder, AND impede? Well shit, that sounds pretty serious!