calories eaten: 667 💅
calories burned: 565 😮‍💨
net: 102 and a full personality 🫡
BiteCaddy does the math so you can do the brunch 🥦
(eaten minus burned. that's it. that's the app.)

Other recipe apps: "here's a wall of text good luck" 🧱
BiteCaddy's Cook tab: "step 1, timer's running, portions scaled, you got this bestie" 🥦✅

Built-in timers. Auto-scaled portions. Check-off-as-you-go steps. 9 steps feels like 3.

Link in the bio to learn more 👇

How BiteCaddy works 👇
🏷️ Pulls real grocery deals from your local stores
📅 Plans your week of meals around those deals
🛒 Builds your shopping list automatically
👨‍🍳 Guides you through cooking
📊 Tracks calories, macros, and micronutrients
⏱️ Includes a fasting timer
One app. $3.99/mo. 🥦💚

Dad joke: why did the shopping list break up with the fridge? 🛒💔

It said "you never KEEP anything fresh" 😤.

BiteCaddy's shopping list builds itself — every ingredient, perfectly scaled, straight from your meal plan 🥦✅.

Link in the bio to learn more 👇

Other meal apps: $9.99–$12.99/mo 💸
BiteCaddy: $3.99/mo 🥦✅

More features. Real grocery deals. Built-in fasting timer. Nutrition tracking. Meal planner. Shopping list. All for a third of the price.

Chef Broc approves 👍.

Link in the bio to learn more 👇

$0.59 tuna 🐟. $1.49 yams 🍠. Deals from Albertsons, Aldi, El Super, Food 4 Less — all in one place 🏷️. Filter by category. Sort by price. Turn any deal into dinner with one tap 🍽️⚡.

BiteCaddy does the deal-hunting so you don't have to 🥦💚.

Link in the bio to learn more 👇

Plan a full week of meals in seconds — built around what's actually on sale at your store this week. 🥦

No more 5pm fridge-staring. No more $200 hauls that yield zero meals. No more recipes calling for ingredients you'd need a passport to find. Just real meals, real deals, real shopping list — done

bitecaddy now has a fasting timer 🥦🔥

16:8, 18:6, 20:4, omad. track your streak, see your macros, watch your micronutrients. all in one app.

chef broc is the timekeeper now.

📲 link in bio

calories told you how much. macros told you the breakdown. bitecaddy now tracks 14+ micronutrients so you finally know what your body is actually getting. 🥦

vitamin a, c, d, b12, iron, magnesium, and more.

📲 link in bio

our testers asked for more. chef broc said bet. 🥦

new bitecaddy update: fasting timer, cooking timers, micronutrients, usda food search, recipe photos, snack tracking, saved recipes, referral rewards.

more powerful. more delicious. keep the feedback coming.

📲 link in bio

Happy Easter!

While families gather around the table today, we are putting the final touches on something big.

BiteCaddy — AI meal planning, smart grocery lists, and macro tracking — is launching very, very soon.

Follow us. We are almost there.

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#BiteCaddy #EasterSunday #ComingSoon

paying full price for groceries in 2026. in THIS economy. 🥦

bitecaddy: 3,400+ deals, meal plans, macro tracking. free. chef broc is begging you.

📲 link in bio

A study of 40,000+ people found meal planners eat better, weigh less & waste 40% less food.

Most people just don't have a system.

BiteCaddy is that system — AI meal planning + smart grocery lists + macro tracking.

Free to try → bitecaddy.co/

You're paying $15+/mo across 3 apps for meal planning, grocery deals, and calorie tracking.

BiteCaddy does all of it for $3.99/mo.

Meal plans. Deals. Price comparison. Shopping lists. Cooking guides. Calorie tracking.

One app. One price. Waitlist open now.

Hello Bluesky!