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if you have the flashing flashlight setting for your text alert how about we turn that the fuck off in a dark plane or at least don't point it at people while it keeps going off constantly that would be so cool

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I’m fucking crying dude. Asking “pretty please do not introduce a security vulnerability”.

2 weeks ago 3505 1081 67 126

you're absolutely correct 🥰

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I’m trying again, kielbasa ????

2 weeks ago 2 0 0 0

lol oops I projected the food I wanted

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tiramisu

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comic strip showing a femme person walking their dog, spotting a Rolling Donuts food truck. "Oh! Rolling donuts!" they say, "We used to have these all the time when I was a kid! I loved them!" The food truck owner, who looks suspiciously similar to JK Rowling, says "Wonderful! And now, as a bonus, $2 from every donut goes towards killing dogs!" The owner points to a sign on the truck which says, "Dogs are just fake wolves. I hate them SO much! Thank you for your support in their eradication!" "Killing...?" the person with the dog says, then looks to their dog. They stare at their dog for three frames, then lets go of their leash and says, handing cash to the truck owner who is carrying several boxes, "...But they're just SO yummy!"

comic strip showing a femme person walking their dog, spotting a Rolling Donuts food truck. "Oh! Rolling donuts!" they say, "We used to have these all the time when I was a kid! I loved them!" The food truck owner, who looks suspiciously similar to JK Rowling, says "Wonderful! And now, as a bonus, $2 from every donut goes towards killing dogs!" The owner points to a sign on the truck which says, "Dogs are just fake wolves. I hate them SO much! Thank you for your support in their eradication!" "Killing...?" the person with the dog says, then looks to their dog. They stare at their dog for three frames, then lets go of their leash and says, handing cash to the truck owner who is carrying several boxes, "...But they're just SO yummy!"

"[...]sometimes it is easier to evoke sympathy for dogs than it is to evoke sympathy for trans folks.
Giving money to J.K.Rowling is the same as giving money to eradicate transgender people. I'm sorry, but it's true.
Equivocate all you like, but it's as true as the day is long."
-Allosaurusfragilis

2 weeks ago 3 2 0 0

"For the love of God, Montresor!"

4 weeks ago 554 144 6 1

genuinely shocking

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Exclusive | Jeremy O. Harris drunkenly called OpenAI’s Sam Altman a Nazi at the Vanity Fair Oscar party Sputtering spies at the uber exclusive bash told Page Six that Harris accused Altman of being the “Goebbels of the Trump administration.”

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but is it

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Severe warned storms to our west will likely move over our two counties over the next 90 minutes. Damaging straight-line winds and tornados remain the biggest threat. Make sure you stay connected to multiple sources for weather information tonight. Radar at 851pm.

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she's a workaholic who knows that her name attached to something can get it greenlit so she uses that power to uplift women in film promoting original projects.

she is my statuesque botox ozzie queen and I would die for her. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicole_...

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Thank you Francis. I have noticed this as well

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I’ve been told this tummy ache on today of all days is sexist and I agree

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This International Women's Day, please remember that trans women are women. Full stop. No qualifiers.

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sometimes I’ll even recognize I’m too old for school and it'll become I’ve got to teach it and am like "but I’m not qualified" added to the stress

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I'll check back in

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is it good???

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I want the pink one

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me too

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Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads:

The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you.

And our governments are very much the same...

- Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist

Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads: The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same... - Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist

Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.

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THIS IS WHAT SAM ALTMAN WANTS TO TAKE FROM YOU

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all three folks who represent me are R, I sent it anyway, but I changed it to add about how I'm a parent and have trans friends and family who I'd be devastated to have dehumanized in this way as I love them. I also mentioned gov overreach but I don't think they're big on that point anymore 🥲

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Models wearing purple knit bolero with raven embroideries

Models wearing purple knit bolero with raven embroideries

Model wearing purple knit bolero with raven embroideries

Model wearing purple knit bolero with raven embroideries

Models wearing pink knit bolero with pigeon embroideries

Models wearing pink knit bolero with pigeon embroideries

Close up of a pink knit bolero with pigeon embroideries

Close up of a pink knit bolero with pigeon embroideries

Bird Bolero remake is here 💘 same birbs with a better fit 💫 meyocostudio.com

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dogs!
only gotten pet portrait requests of cats so far so i made some dog examples :)
#art

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"the worst person you know is being told 'you're exactly right!' by an LLM"

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dj apologizing for playing dido's white flag lol

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