Thank you o microwave, keeper of the truth. Only you remember the hour stolen from me in the night.

#daylightssavings #ithappened

Minneapolis' police chief fears possible "moment where it all explodes" as ICE operation continues Minneapolis Police Chief Brian O'Hara says he worries about escalating tensions amid ICE enforcement. But top ICE official Marcos Charles says his officers act "lawfully and with professionalism."

Hey want to start your week unreasonably angry?
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Wow so Hospital Admin account for 66% of the American healthcare system costs? So it must be really easy to make an appointment?

Oh. So they must have a really advanced system for billing and records?

Oh. So it must be really easy to resolve admin issues as they come up?

Oh. So it must be rea

Saying it now that a nearly unanimous vote to release the Epstein files means you won't find anything satisfying in what they give us.

Bill Clinton not saying "That dude sucked my dick" at every campaign stop in 2016 is the greatest political failure of our time.

Cuomo is interesting because he is running a campaign trying to pick up republican voters using establishment democratic playbook (vague on issues, "vote for me or else the world ends", pushijg for the status quo, no risks)

Why isn't this working?!

Line for early voting in my neighborhood has stretched around three corners of a block all day long. Absolutely insane.

#nycelection

To the police looking for the person who shot Charlie Kirk. You need to stop. He doesn't need your manhunt, he needs your thoughts and prayers.

@teamcherry.bsky.social spent years delaying Silksong and I go to finally play it and it's FULL of bugs!

And plants and weird birds and all sorts of other little critters! How did they let this happen!

Hey wait. When you call customer service and they tell you "your call may be recorded" do they just mean the part where you're talking to someone or the whole 84 minutes of being on hold?

When I die I just want to return to nature, just throw me in the woods in a shallow grave.

Best part it's free! Just borrow a bunch of money from a loan shark and don't pay it back!

This is also my retirement plan.

Dreamt last night that my friend was cursed to slowly turn into an armadillo. Turns out he was only cursed to be attracted to them

Gather round kids, that Israeli military aircraft is dropping something!

Let. Aid Workers. In.

TAs back!

Superman? About immigrants?! Yeah right! If I haven't learned media literacy by now, I'm clearly not gonna start with a James Gunn movie.

#superman #superwoke #jamesgunn #rereleasethesnydercut

"I give herpes to cancer patients....no but in the good way!"

Oh thank goodness. That's one less thing to worry about! Thanks @doj

Consider giving encouraging words to Rep. Chip Roy for one

House wants to vote on it tomorrow, but theit members (who already hated it) hate it even more now. So there's still a chance to push back.

Wyden Statement on New CBO Numbers Showing More than $930 Billion in Medicaid Cuts In New Senate Draft | The United States Senate Committee on Finance Wyden Statement on New CBO Numbers Showing More than $930 Billion in Medicaid Cuts In New Senate Draft

Senate Republicans complained the house budget cut from Medicaid and increased the debt.

Apparently their problem was that it didn't suck enough.

$930B on Medicaid cuts
$5 trillion increase to debt ceiling
More tax cuts for the rich

🎉 🎉 🎉

#fresdumb

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From Israel's newspaper of record.

Stories like this are why I feel that not only is it not antisemitic to oppose Netanyahu and his right wing administrations conduct in the war it is the responsibility of all Jewish people globally. This does not make us safer.

Cuomo will stay on NYC mayor’s ballot after conceding Democratic primary to Mamdani, sources tell CNN | CNN Politics Andrew Cuomo will not drop out of the New York City mayoral race by the Friday deadline to remove himself from the general election ballot, sources tell CNN. That leaves in place contingency plans he ...

Watch Cuomo, Adams and Silelwa suddenly become huge supporters of ranked choice voting.

(NYC only does ranked choice in primaries)

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...where we realize that this is Earth but in the distant future?

Oh no. Free buses, what will we do? Quick someone privatize water!!

Somewhat telling that the people most upset about Cuomo losing are all MAGA. #zohranmamdani

You're welcome, New York!

Mamdani Wins Stunning Upset in Democratic Primary as Cuomo Concedes Race The democratic socialist state Assemblymember from Queens is on track to be the Democratic nominee for mayor in a ranked-choice election.

Wait. I'm confused. Are we allowed to have nice things again?

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If my hot step-sister got stuck in a washing machine, I would not let her anywhere near an oven.

Every news cycle feels like it's in the montage at the beginning of the movie.