This really made me laugh. Sort of a spiritual successor to Les Dawson

The worst thing about aging is that I’m the only one it’s happening to. It’s not fair.

Oh damn

I had this and Intacto on dvd, an unsettling Spanish language duo.

me: I would like to buy a sketch book
Montgolfier brothers: ok
me: I'd also like to buy a hot air balloon lol do you know where I can find a good one ?
Montgolfier brothers: you're not gonna believe this

interesting that when a movie with female protagonists does poorly the response is to cancel upcoming projects with female protagonists and when a movie with female protagonists is a huge hit the response is to cancel upcoming projects with female protagonists

Two panel comic. Panel 1: a digital kiosk at the entrance of a parking garage with a dispensed ticket. The screen display reads: PLEASE TAKE TICKET BELOW. Panel 2: a T-Rex is sticking its little arm out the window of its partially opened car door, trying to reach the ticket.

A beautiful black and white drawing of Duna, protagonist of my novel "The Dead Man's Empire", a haunted young woman with short blond hair, dressed in the gambeson of a soldier. Behind her is the blade-priest Elecy, a tall and intimidating young woman with a shaved head, and carrying a ferocious curved sickle. The drawing is by garin.bsky.social who is available for your commissions.

Duna and Elecy, in "The Dead Man's Empire", drawn by the brilliant @garin.bsky.social, who is open for YOUR commissions. And "The Dead Man's empire" is on sale now! @angryrobotbooks.bsky.social

It's brilliant, thank you!

A glimpse of cartoon skulls on a yellow background. See under a dark blue jacket

Taking my @kim-hu.com skills out to see London

A set of books with continuous spine decorations of fish, to be published by FSG The books are 🔸THE GREAT FIRE by Shirley Hazzard 🔸THE COLLECTED STORIES by Grace Paley 🔸SLOUCHING TOWARDS BETHLEHEM by Joan Didion 🔸TRAIN DREAMS by Denis Johnson 🔸MEMOIRS OF HADRIAN by Marguerite Yourcenar; Translated from the French by Grace Frick in collaboration with the Author 🔸THE ELECTRIC KOOL-AID ACID TEST by Tom Wolfe 🔸THE SABBATH by Abraham Joshua Heschel; Illustrated by Ilya Schor 🔸POEMS by Elizbeth Bishop 🔸OMEROS by Derek Walcott 🔸ON PHOTOGRAPHY by Susan Sontag

Sets like this do pull at my purse-strings because they are pretty and I am weak, but on the other hand I wouldn't be able to bring myself to shelve them like this (out of alphabetical order! poetry mixed with non-fiction mixed with fiction!), so it would just engender confusion and rage in my heart

The exterior of the Banqueting House, Whitehall. A white stone 17th century building.

Reject modernity, embrace tradition.

A pictogram of a guillotine made from letters and punctuation marks from a typewriter. Caption reads "reject modernity, embrace tradition"

I’ve seen a few of these Artemis tracker sites pop up but the thing that’s annoying is none of them are using JPLs API to pull in real data. So I’ve created my own version that does with some sci-fi flare of course.

Check it here: lcarsworkshop.com/artemis

#nasa #artemis

There is bascially a 100% chance if that if Trump orders the destruction of Iran's entire electrical infrastructure along with a finding from DOJ / DOD GS that it's legal, the U.S. military will carry it out and basically 0% chance any future D admin would prosecute them for it

“military aged males” got normalized as a viable target for war and it’s pretty much a racialized fiction meant to justify indiscriminate murder.

I will find Mike from Mikes Hot Honey and I will destroy him for the amount of dishes that are ruined by the monster he has created

A square pine plywood table with three items on it. To the left is a jam jar with pink/purple flowers. To the right, a mostly consumed latte. In the middle, a book. The Dead Man's Empire by W.P.Wiles.

Delighted with @willwiles.bsky.social The Dead Man's Empire.

NASA's Artemis 2 pilot Victor Glover listens to 'Whitey on the Moon' every Monday. This is why. "It ain't about racism. It's about the human condition."

A few people have replied to my Artemis posts with links to Gil Scott-Heron's "Whitey on the Moon." Here's a story from Space.com about Artemis II pilot Victor Glover, currently en route to fly around the Moon, and his connection to that piece. www.space.com/space-explor...

two frames from Chungking Express (Wong Kar Wai dir, 1994) - showing the interior of a quick mart, and the back of a young man. Captions read: "As we split up on April Fool's Day / I decided to let the joke run for a month." Image via mubi

I decided to let the joke run for a month.

the cover to the new issue of Wyrd Science, featuring an illustration of psychedelic mushrooms growing out of a pink skull by tom j newell

what if we put issue 8 of Wyrd Science on sale? What if this got more likes & shares than our stupid jokes?

featuring Dolmenwood, Blades In The Dark, Doomsong, Kamping Kitbash, Lee Gold, The Old King's Crown, weird fiction, aggro comics, dungeon synth & lots more

shop.wyrd.science/products/wyr...

Good morning. An account collating sexy gutters, for anyone that needs it today. www.instagram.com/sexygutters
NSFW

Polacy na Dalekim Wschodzie, Grochowski, Kazimierz, Harbin 1928

This flag symbolized the Chinese Eastern Railway (CER), a joint Sino-Russian venture established under the 1896 Li–Lobanov Treaty, which granted Russia a concession to build a railway through Manchuria. Adopted in 1897, it served as the official emblem for the Russian-managed company, displaying its authority at railway stations and facilities like those in Harbin.

Cossacks guard the CER bridge over the Sungari River in Harbin during the Russo-Japanese War (1905)

A thread 🧵 on Polish palaeontologists in Harbin

There used to be (~30k strong) Polish population in the city of Harbin (哈尔滨), during Russian occupation of North China & partition of Poland. The population was composed of Socialist Poles who were banished as punishment for anti-Tsarist uprisings.

GOD PLEASE GIVE US THE BUSES WITH ACTUAL LEG ROOM, I DO NOT FIT IN THE SEATS ON THESE, I DO NOT KNOW HOW TALLER PEOPLE MANAGE

Ohhhh that is a really neat new perspective on the famous butcher‘s shot, I like that 😍🤩 #E3

"the good news is that we have found a relatively cheap and easy way to prevent the cast from going through puberty. the bad news is that not everybody in this room is going to like it".

Glob does not blast people like cyclops but. He can run a nice farmers market stall

Egon Schiele (1907)

An old time-y illustration of a Hens.

Today is Quintidi the 5th of Germinal in the year 234.
Germinal is the month of sprouting.
Today we celebrate hens. #JacobinDay

More information on hens