each new year's i resolve to scroll social media and post more, but pretty soon lose steam, and am back in the gym eating vegetables and reading books before january is over. but i've learned not to beat myself up about it.

Mike F tweet: Rembrandt was unsurpassed in his ability to depict light and shadow in his works, until the camera came out. then he got insanely surpassed

Rest in peace to Mike F, one of the all-time greats

damocles, dude, you absolutely cannot put your sword there. come on man

🎵 life is like a hurricane /
here in duckburg /
flat beaks, quackers, budget cranes /
those are duck slurs 🎶

huh, til.

I would've guessed it means replies are by a locked account you don't follow?

I think, for me, with both Ludwig and Upstart Crow:

GZNORF: For the invasion to succeed, we must blend in perfectly. Even the tiniest giveaway could cost us dearly!

[Later, mingling]
FLXQAN: So, for how many of your Earth-years have you been—
[Nudge from Gznorf]
FLXQAN: Sorry, excuse me. For how many of OUR Earth-years have you b

bringing back old twitter classics

it's giving 'saadh sangat ji'

I'm more of a kisses should be like likes guy myself.

i've been here 10 minutes, and already feel the need to be able to see what posts I have Liked.

Thankful to the 7 bots that have followed me soon after I joined here. You guys provide a useful service, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

I've been on twitter a long while, but I hardly post there, so clearly the thing to do for me is to join all the twitter clones popping up, and then hardly post there.