Bill O’Reilly with Dan Aykroyd’s penis nose from Nothing But Trouble

"For our first use of power against fascism, let's fund fascism"

Go shove your head in a toilet

You're right, Gary, we shouldn't help anyone, for any reason, ever

This is the year we topple them

He's coming for the Defector Shams award at the end of the year

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When the man is right, he's right

Feige comes for us all eventually

And we can cross that one off the list soon, too

Stephen A has already inquired about taking over his time slot

How every MLB player doesn't use this as a walk-up song is bizarre to me

BACKROOMS (2026):

Wearing an empty statement in a place no one will be able to see it is a pretty apt representation of your desire to do anything remotely useful, you feckless hack

One of the great internet stories. It must be preserved for aliens to find in the ruins of our planet

balkan coffee shops at 8am YouTube video by 3liza

I hope these ladies are working the turntables

Bringing out the stretcher for the robot somehow makes this like 20 times funnier

It's kind of amazing how well Eurotrip holds up

Also caught the first Bad Seed (directed by Rob Lowe!) with Mckenna Grace this week, which is a true camp classic

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

High-quality speakers are always important

John Smoltz watching a batter swing on a 3-0 count

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More like high on the *log*, amiright?

He really is the ultimate polymath of grifting

This would be like if I sang the Monorail song to Conan, and he got mad about it

It's a very classy flop house