This is gonna be so good

If it’s good enough for the great Tampa Bay Area, it’s good enough for an apartment in Ontario!

This is really sweet, but I can’t help but notice FAHRENHEIT SCALE SUPREMACY

I finally convinced my wife to watch the Craig-era movies in late 2024. On NYE, we started Quantum of Solace, stopped halfway to watch the ball drop, then went to bed. Went to finish it the next day and the rights had changed overnight, so whatever app we were streaming it on didn’t have it anymore.

Episode 1 of Dinosaurs: aww welcome baby here's story about how I became a father
Episode 2 of Dinosaurs: HOW do I please my TIRED DINOSAUR WIFE
Episode 3 of Dinosaurs: oh BOY it is THROW YOUR MOTHER IN LAW IN A TAR PIT DAY

I'm shocked Rahal doesn't win every race in Trump's America

Easily the most hateable characters on television in years

Without spoiling anything, Ed Baldwin went from a kind of nothing generic hero with issues to being a (probably unintentional) hilarious “What will he do next?!” type that I love.

Depends on how off-the-walls goofy you like your sci-fi

Surely this has been done before, right?

One of the Sandy Hook families lives in hiding 1500 mi away from their baby’s grave due to people stalking them.

The graves of multiple children have been defaced.

One of the fathers had to submit DNA evidence to prove his son was a REAL HUMAN BEING after Alex Jones’ book said he never existed.

i'm happy to see the onion take over infowars. i've been a big fan of the onion for quite a long time and it's given me plenty of laughs over the years. and as for infowars, i really disliked alex jones and disagreed with him on a whole lot of things. so to me, this whole situation is a win-win

Jokers are wild... 🃏

Game Changer Season 8 premieres May 18th only on Dropout.

Don’t call them “Charmander Edition” or “Squirtle Edition” when “Pokémon Red Version” and “Pokémon Blue Version” is right there

Theater kid? Last week your guy was pretending to be Jesus Christ.

I did not know that about Allgaier. That’s pretty cool, but it’s also sad that we’re still at the point where “Nice guy is nice to another guy when everyone else was a dick” is something noteworthy

More like Daniel Why

Any time I see anyone talk about Victor Wembanyama, it reminds me of the time that @ivimey.bsky.social said that Mike from Stranger Things looked like Victor Wembanyama in season 5

TFW you look out the window and see the Earth disappear
🎥 Astronaut Reid Wiseman
📍 Artemis II from the far side of the Moon

It’s been a while since a total stranger randomly found a post of mine that wasn’t directed towards them and, instead of ignoring it and moving on, decided that they needed to make me aware that they didn’t know what it was about.

Those kids graduated three years ago

Doing crystal meth Until you break
will lift you up

Brandon Hagel, you beautiful man, you.

I disagree!

We were in a pretty urban area. Right behind a Home Depot and Target. There’s no rural area around to use one.

I had a mom and her ~7 year old kid pull a Polaris thing out in front of me onto a regular four lane road today. Never even looked in my direction.

I cannot overstate how much I dislike Kyle Larson and his race etiquette