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Hey, don't call yourself dumb.

I never realized how phallic that sequence is. Wow.

My family throws the best Easter egg hunt.

Patreon has become a trash fire in a lot of ways, particularly for ero content creators.

Ok but where do you put the weight bar?

We're playing Pandemic Legacy: Season Zero. It's Cold War Espionage themed. The factions are Allied, Neutral, and Soviet.

My group has started to refer to them as genders.

Damn, I'm one short of a blackout on Top Bingo.

Definitely not beating the allocations.

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You deserve a treat.

Same, but for me the risk is often your fault.

Well I guess I'm a Pokemon now.

Alfie is finally finished.

If you haven't read it, you should. It's brilliant.

My wife and I are watching Deep Space 9. She's never seen it.

Her: Odo is my favorite

Me: You definitely have a thing for sarcastic grumps

Her: I love my sarcastic grump

Me: Sorry I can't shapeshift

Her: That's ok

Me: It would be nice. Not having joints sounds great

Her: Two. Dicks.

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You obviously didn't commit hard enough. You should try again.

Kafka understood that an even greater indignity than being turned into a giant insect was still being required to go to work afterward.

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I wanted to like those movies. They did a surprisingly good job translating the vibe to live action. The art direction was perfect.

They absolutely butchered the story though. The plot of Silent Hill 1 & 3 is incredible, and would make really good movies.

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Take as much as you need.

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BOTH

Just double checked because I haven't kept up on changes to the uniform over the years.

I'm about 90% sure that's not an actual ACU blouse or patrol hat.

Soldiers don't roll their cuffs back like that, and the band of the hat looks wrong.

I thought the same thing.

No rank on the hat or lapels.

Un-ironed uniform, cuffs buttoned at tightest button.

Calling their weapon a gun.

This seems kinda stolen valor-y.

The lesson was "well that didn't work, time for a new strategy!"

Sounds like your bratting didn't go as planned and now you want revenge?

They each make the other better.

The accent makes it better.