What I’m really looking for in a bikini bottom is “Is that a butt, I see? Teeheehee, I’ll never tell!”

I wonder how badly I'd end up hurting myself if I went to a batting cage?

the gap between how much content creators and marketers want me to care about my protein intake and how little concern I have about my protein intake could not be greater

Over the past few years, bikini bottoms have only come in two styles:

- "I have a butt, look here it is, do you like it? This is my whole butt."

- "I do not have a butt and you're disgusting for thinking so."

Let the chips fall where they may (into my mouth).

Yes, the Grink was there. I'm getting to that. He was on that island with me. And I wouldn't be alive to tell my story without him.

Could fit a lot of candy in there…

I’ll be honest with you all, the only reason women carry purses is to put candy in there.

Two panel image of Bilbo Baggins holding the ring from Lord of the Rings. Panel one says "After all, why not?" Panel two says "Why shouldn't I eat three apple fritters in one day?"

No need to argue with me, it's already done.

This is what Mumford & Sons looks like to me

Tarot card for The Emperor featuring a black crowned crane on a wood floor

Tarot card design for The Emperor featuring a black crowned crane with wings up and a gold necklace.

Behold! I have finished one (1) card! Surely I’ll end up making changes later to unify things but for now this black crowned crane as emperor is a good start.

@radishdoodles.bsky.social 's dream...

A painting by Lee Madgwick of a group of graffitied buildings with a metal fence in a vast flat grassy landscape.

‘Kingdom’

Oil and acrylic on canvas

Limited edition prints are available, please message for more details.

That's what you see RIGHT before Betty Grable kicks some dirt in your face.

A digital pencil sketch of four black capped chickadees surrounding some handwritten text that reads “You don’t have to do it alone.”

Just a little scrabbledy sketch to keep spirits up.

I also learned today that a group of chickadees is called a ‘banditry’ and how cute is that?

It takes a Village People to raise a child.

Well, as the great philosopher Plato once said, “Sucks to suck.”

Isn’t it just?

Mine was, yes.

As you should be, I also just had a free sandwich lunch at King + Bann!

A box full of caramel popcorn.

Graffiti inspired this. Thank you, graffiti.

I’d swear I just saw graffiti that read “Long Live Popcorn” on my way to work, and friends? I couldn’t agree more.

Is there a Mr. Me With That Shit?

they call me THE GOAT

(I often chew on garbage & cans)
(I used to be a kid)

Can you be an 'old soul' and still an idiot?

Let's find out together, anyone who is in my life!

Growing as a person and just so, so mad about it actually.

Just found a ham sandwich tied to a piece of string leading into the woods. Probably fine.

The head of a smiling goat named Kenny with a pink ear tag. The tag has “T66” on it. Underneath and in front of Kenny are the words “Transistor 66 Record Company.” All of this is on a powder blue fabric background.

The head of a luchadora named Lady Demonika with a mean face. Her skin is brownish and her eyes are blue. She’s wearing a red and yellow wrestling mask with “T66”above and between her eyes. Underneath and behind Lady Demonika are the words “Transistor 66 Record Company.” All of this is on a light beige fabric background.

The head of a smiling goat named Kenny with a pink ear tag. The tag has “T66” on it. Underneath and in front of Kenny are the words “Transistor 66 Record Company.” All of this is on a charcoal Gildan Comfort Colors shirt against a white background.

The head of a luchadora named Lady Demonika with a mean face. Her skin is brownish and her eyes are blue. She’s wearing a red and yellow wrestling mask with “T66”above and between her eyes. Underneath and behind Lady Demonika are the words “Transistor 66 Record Company.” All of this is on an orange Gildan Comfort Colors shirt against a white background.

Hey, look! It’s me posting art and not speaking through reskeets!
Here are two shirt designs I did for the mighty Transistor 66 record label. The goat is Kenny, the luchadora is Lady Demonika. Get ‘em here: www.transistor66.com/clothing

Easter Brunch

Me: “These cinnamon buns are great, can I get the recipe?”

Cousin: “What are you gonna serve them to your Tindr dates?”

Me: “Um, obviously, yes.”

Close up portrait of a Bohemian Waxwing - a grey bird with peachy face, black eye mask and crest. It looks very very soft.

This face
#birds