Why the hell should anyone respect America?

That’s an understatement. I’m pleasantly surprised when religious people are actually good.

The legendary Grorge Carlin talking about stupid boy’s names.

Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.

Prince got out while he could. It’s been nothing but shit ever since.

Okay, this is the third time I've heard the phrase "the 1900's" (used to describe 30 years ago) but not in a joking way, just the preferred description. When did it stop being called the 20th Century?

It’s not that deep. Some politicians are more known by their first names, probably because of marketing more than gender. Nobody calls Bernie Sanders “Sanders” or Elizabeth Warren “Elizabeth.”

I wish more people built their identities around what they actually like instead of what they hate.

I may still be thinking of the “war on drugs” Republican party of my youth. Are they good with cannabis now?

My favorite things about Uni:
- His invisible nose and chin
- His very satisfied facial espression
- His tiny little legs
- His strawberry and black licorice toe beans!

Because I don't want to.

Other than possibly online gambling, there is nothing wrong with those things.

I have never, in my entire life, been "psyched" to vote for anybody. It has always been a logical calculation of which candidate is better than the other. And Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris were the most phenominally easy, completely one-sided decisions ever.

He lies about believing in the Bible or ever reading it. That's a very simple relationship, not complicated at all.

Thank you for the best line of comedy I heard today.

What is their problem? It took me a week to watch your dad’s Beverly Hillbillies video, but so what? I just started where I left off every day. BYW more videos from your dad, please!

Lol, as if Leonardo would be saying this!

But it's not even a funny joke against Trump, it's actually just as stupid as the shit that he posts. Seriously, if AI is supposed to be "intelligent" why would it think Jesus wore a cross?

A cross necklace is not part of a Jesus costume.

Don’t just “accept” trans people in your life

They’re under intense pressure right now- all the time

Hold them up

Support them

Make sure they’re ok

Make sure they know that they matter to you and that they’re loved

Help them succeed if you can

These are acts of anti fascist action

It’s my husband who is sick 🙁 But thank you.

I think Jesus Trump is my new curse word.

I’m in a hospital right now, and strangely, not one doctor is wearing a Jesus robe.

Rapists should be hung? Many, like Trump, are said to have tiny peckers. And they all should be hanged.

I actually don’t think they will. Those AI slop images of Trump as Jesus have been circulating for almost 10 years, and they have been fine with it.

If Hillary thinks he makes sense half the time, she needs to get herself checked.

Anymore? What you are describing was even more true when I was a kid - 40 years ago - than it is today.

We have to laugh at something, it might as well be a harmless dumbass who doesn’t have nuclear weapons.

Watch out, I’m sure Alan has a problem with the word “insane” as well.

I'm not reading that shit. How many times did he threaten genocide in that dementia rant?

Like, can we NOT start dissecting and psychoanalysing common phrases to look for hidden politically incorrect meaning as if this is 2015 and we have nothing more urgent to worry about?