Why are Derby such wankers? #ncfc

Szmodics you snide little cunt #ncfc

Nobody

Absolutely nobody

Roadrunner:

Palace really should roll over here for the greater good.

Yer da puts balaclavas on the head rests

Man City 4-0

Ipshit fully paid-up with the refs.

The ACN Match Review: Bristol City (a) What a comeback! Matthew McGregor enjoys a flurry of goals and not being treated like trash in Bristol.

What a comeback! @mcgregor.bsky.social enjoys a flurry of goals and not being treated like trash in Bristol. #NCFC
Image: @robotcanary.bsky.social

Morsy, Morsy, what's the score? #ncfc

In your 97-year-old face, Hodgson #ncfc

@canaries.co.uk How much next season for an away game second-half only season ticket?

Seeing Akira on a big screen for the first time tonight, cannot wait. Dragging my boy along too who hasn't seen it at all.

I don't want to see a ghost,
It's a sight that I fear most,
I'd rather have a piece of toast

USS TRIPEoli more like

Hadn't really noticed Bluesky being any shitter than usual.

@slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social Congratulations on your sale to Nvidia

Elephant Dick

United States, Census, 1920

Carol Bland with Channel 3 news, reporting about Gloom

Tuesday.

Norwich fan behind Kellen Fisher with a defaced Rat shirt, that was shown live on Sky

Someone did catch it 😆 Hang it in the Louvre

On a different note, having looked up 1998 releases, some reeeeeal shite come out that year.

ZEE YOU AT DER PARDY, RICHTER!

Post your favourite film from the year you turned 18

Call in a favour from your boss ⬆️ Electrocution to the testicles would be the most humane option.

Mr Pope, tear down this dang Cheeto.

A BSM Austin Metro driving school car.

Bring back learning to drive with a little pyramid on your roof.

Some rum old choice of options there.

Me at Wembley in 1953

JD Vance please wish Ipswich good luck in their remaining fixtures.

Thanks Vance. Thance.

JD Vance is America’s Liz Truss. She killed the Queen. He killed the Pope and now, metaphorically, Viktor Orbán.