happy birthday 🎉

😈 I'm manifesting this for the future

Honestly sometimes it's hard to not just play with your dick when you're lounging around 🤷

Cannot believe I missed/forgot my favorite holiday 😒 Anyway happy (belated) International Jockstrap Day

Definitely a lot of songs that made me say "Wow! Why did I fall off of listening to this song??? It's so good! Gotta put it back in rotation!" And definitely some songs that had me scrambling for the skip button. What a wild ride

I'm learning 2 things:

1) My music taste has never ever made sense. Has never had any rhyme or reason. Was always just pure vibes.

2)Some of my taste in music was really good and holds up to this day. Some of it was. Like. Really bad. I don't even know what I was thinking.

Actually a very fun day off activity is going to old playlists and revisiting the music you were really into 8 years ago. Really balances out the extremely unfun activity of doing laundry tbh

I know he sleeps on the job 99% of the time but he's definitely employee of the month/year/lifetime in my home office 💁🏻‍♀️

I had doubts but actually I look good in briefs

I've never had to work from home before. The dress code is nice!

A guy dressed as a wizard offered one of his "wizard trinkets" in exchange for a cig. Literally how could I say no to that???

Don't be shy, now.

The storm yesterday knocked out power at my job but NOT my apartment. So I'm having a grand bonus day off tbh

Sundays are for being a layabout tbqh

Brand new bluesky meet brand new tattoo