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For the record: The Washington Post is run by partisan hacks who think we won't remember that they took the *exact* opposite stance when it was Republicans pushing their own gerrymandering grab in Texas last year -- *without* putting it up for a vote.

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Punching Day: Ninjas & Superspies - 1-900-HOTDOG Cursed artifacts from the wrong dimension every weekday.

i wrote about the insane 80s Palladium RPG Ninjas & Superspies, featuring: karate wizards, spiritual AIDS, and cyborgs with real race-changing action! 1900hotdog.com/2026/04/punc...

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a parody of the NBA logo, where there player is reacting to back pain

a parody of the NBA logo, where there player is reacting to back pain

stood my old guy pickup basketball signup site back up. it features what is likely my peak creative contribution to society:

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the scene at the northern virginia democrats' redistricting party is wild. as balloons and streamers fall, party members are rolling their eyes back in their heads and levitating in a circle as chants of "blood. blood. blood" echo through the auditorium. it's exciting to see the base this fired up

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“While Christians are being slaughtered in Syria and Lebanon by Muslims, the Christian population in Israel thrives unlike elsewhere in the Middle East,” said Netanyahu. Recently, Israeli forces barred Catholic leaders from entering the Church of the Holy Sepulchre in Jerusalem for Palm Sunday mass.

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Netanyahu Says Israel Is Refuge for Christians After Soldier Hammers Jesus Statue in the Face Amid Israel’s bombardments, Netanyahu said Israel is the only place where the Christian “standard of living” is growing.

Netanyahu has said that Israel is the only place where Christians can thrive in the Middle East, after bombing countless churches and Christian sites across the region amid outrage over a picture of an Israeli soldier taking a sledgehammer to the face of a statue of Jesus Christ in Lebanon.

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"They went door-to-door to tell their neighbors what the city had not told them: The data center would use twice as much electricity as all of Monterey Park."

The city’s notification in English reached only 40 people living within 500 feet. Activists worked in English, Chinese, Spanish & more!

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boys have "hot dog swag," men have

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The Onion wants to make us submissive slaves to the New world order.

The Onion wants to make us submissive slaves to the New world order.

Correct.

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laminated flyer pushpinned to a community board. we see a photo of a coyote, and the text reads:

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS DOG?

[photo of a coyote]

DUMMY THAT'S A COYOTE.
OH MY GOD WHAT DO I DO???:
—NO ACTION REQUIRED
—IT IS WILDLIFE IN THE WILD (!)
-HERE TO EAT DELICIOUS RODENT
-LET HER COOK
—NOT INTERESTED IN YOU, LOL GET OVER YOURSELF BABE;)
—KEEP DOGS ON LEASH AND CATS INDOORS
-(LIKE YOU SHOULD BE DOING ANYWAY)
—YOTE IS A RESPECTED NEIGHBOR AND CRITTER CONTROL PROFESSIONAL

laminated flyer pushpinned to a community board. we see a photo of a coyote, and the text reads: HAVE YOU SEEN THIS DOG? [photo of a coyote] DUMMY THAT'S A COYOTE. OH MY GOD WHAT DO I DO???: —NO ACTION REQUIRED —IT IS WILDLIFE IN THE WILD (!) -HERE TO EAT DELICIOUS RODENT -LET HER COOK —NOT INTERESTED IN YOU, LOL GET OVER YOURSELF BABE;) —KEEP DOGS ON LEASH AND CATS INDOORS -(LIKE YOU SHOULD BE DOING ANYWAY) —YOTE IS A RESPECTED NEIGHBOR AND CRITTER CONTROL PROFESSIONAL

Seen tacked to a community board on my walk

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DISTILLING BAN CIRCUIT SPLIT

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“What are you in for?”

“Felony bralessness”

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i call it going "depeche mode" when i start acting like joe pesci

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Canadian doctors obeying a U.S. executive order that doesn’t even apply to Canada is deeply offensive to both trans people and to Canadian legal sovereignty.

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everyone please stop calling ai glasses the "pervert glasses". this is appropriation of swirly glasses from pervert scientist women

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"American women are obsessed with the industrial revolution" is so fucking funny to me

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Southern Poverty Law Center says it faces a criminal investigation by the Justice Department The Southern Poverty Law Center says it’s the subject of a Justice Department criminal investigation and faces possible charges over its use of paid informants to infiltrate extremist groups.

BREAKING: The Southern Poverty Law Center says it faces investigation by Justice Department over past use of paid informants to infiltrate extremist groups.

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A Churu cat treat wrapper labeled “Tuna with Cheese Recipe.”

A Churu cat treat wrapper labeled “Tuna with Cheese Recipe.”

Reskeet to destroy an Italian cat

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age of electricity!! age of electricity!!

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It’s extremely funny that Patel’s lawyers decided to spread allegations that got cut from the published story

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Democrats Once Loathed Gerrymandering. Now They’re Pushing for It.

The words "North Carolina," and "Missouri" do not appear in this piece of shit article.

Neither does the word "decade."

"Florida" and "Texas" appear in subordinate clauses, after words like "After Virginia ..." and "Gov. Gavin Newsom of California framed ..."

www.nytimes.com/2026/04/20/u...

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The Ikea dab! Wait til the end!!
The Ikea dab! Wait til the end!! YouTube video by Prez Spyder

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I consider mids loud

I consider mids loud

420 blaze it

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A beyond excellent Amanaman costume at Star Wars Celebration

A beyond excellent Amanaman costume at Star Wars Celebration

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hey did y’all see that Amanaman cosplay from the Japan Star Wars celebration (if anybody’s seen videos of somebody making this PLEASE send them my way )

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I’ve been canceled then revived but I don’t know that I’ll ever come back from being IP banned by Know Your Meme, honestly.

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Why did Yoshi wait outside of Ghost House in Super Mario World, he a pussy or something?

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Bette Midler is stacked in Krusty Gets Canceled and I’m tired of no one saying it

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The 12-Year-Old Superpower - Truthdig We’re going to win the war because we’re special, we know karate and also our dad works for NASA.

Everything about our Iran War being conducted by a party that can only lie, complain and punish feels like an overly elaborate exploration of @veryimportant.lawyer's theory that Everyone Is 12 Now.

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A drawing of the artist walking around with a silly smile, while a carabiner holding keys, connected to her pants, is making loud CLINK CLANK CLONK sound.

Above her is a thought bubble with a robot bearing the caption "Lesbotron 3000", also making loud CLINK CLANK CLONK sounds.

A drawing of the artist walking around with a silly smile, while a carabiner holding keys, connected to her pants, is making loud CLINK CLANK CLONK sound. Above her is a thought bubble with a robot bearing the caption "Lesbotron 3000", also making loud CLINK CLANK CLONK sounds.

happy lesbian week

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Kash Patel's Hacked Emails
Kash Patel's Hacked Emails YouTube video by take my wi-fi please

I'm back from my week in time out! and I have a new video! go watch it!!

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