We are living in a post jira world with agents....if you think that JIRA tooling is better with its weird AI tooling than GitHub projects, you're out of your mind. GitHub actions just.....works out of the books with NLM and a free ollama model locally for project management.

"Trump's not conservative"

Oh no you don't. No no no no no.

I can tolerate Republicans moving on from Bush and the neocons, 9/11 and all that.

But you fucking own Trump from now until the end of time. He told you exactly who he was from day 1 and you voted for him 3 times. That's on YOU.

MS-DOS 5 Shell

If you remember DOS Shell, don't forget to schedule that colonoscopy this year.

if the coffee don’t give me diarrhea it ain’t strong enough

Blueberries need to quit and we need to abolish the DHS. Fuck em

TSA could just be securitas or private....like every fucking where else....just quit you blueberry turds

I hope someone is compiling a collection of photos of unmasked ICE agents in airports. For posterity.

Manor lords?

A computer can never pack a bowl therefore a computer must never make a playlist

chalomet sucks so bad....i think i may have to pass on dune 3...which blows because i thought he was kind of a cool character before. Turns out he's just a huge ass.

Someone else can do it just as good if not better and with an 1/8th of the ego.

If we stop coding by hand, in essence we're going to be basically outputting robot code like that one eagan guy, Dan abramov and Theo 3.OPIUPUFJI were telling us to circa 2024

Jeeze......I haven't lived in the US in 6 years, but that was the median then too....Is sightglass till about in SF?

🚀 10 years ago, our largest and most sophisticated martian explorer left Earth behind.

To mark the launch anniversary, here are 5 remarkable things @esa.int's Trace Gas Orbiter (TGO) was made for 🧵👇

Big haul

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Big haul

bighauls dot com

Seriously...I'm not one to fart shame, but if you are a barber, or in the chair getting your hair cut where people have knives at each other's throats, take it outside.

Holy fuck I think my barber shit his 🩳

Tried to use spotify after youtube music stopped getting podcasts from my fav podcasts because netflix....and honestly, holy hot garbage. Seriously switch to Tidal or YT for your jams ffs.....

Who would have thought the most prophetic film of the 2000s was team america world police

_city of terrorism_....fucking moron

Yet to be proven wrong

Fuck Microsoft....their employees have always been assholes at conferences and their money grubbing bullshit has been the reason I've been a life long Linux end user. This fucking scumbag is coming for artists, authors, and creativity.

Fuck em

exactly

no shit right? Why?

By trhe core logic of how these AI companies are marketing to us.....we are forever stuck with dogfooding ai generated shit from 2024ish when engineers just _stopped_ innovating, and let AI do all our work for us.

The olympics are like FIFA, bullshit

🎶 Workin' 9 to 5
What a way to make a livin'
Barely gettin' by
With my coffee in a chicken 🎶

Another model is released from a big tech companies, and all the fankids are out doom saying the future of code. Fact of the matter is that's what they _want_ you to talk about.

There is more to this world than San Francisco

2025: the year we decided to make the web machine only readable by other moron robots.

Holy shit

..puscifer covers low

.......I'm here for it

Every book written becomes a horrible amalgamation of 70s gor novels, and Tolkien