The sperm that was to be Mike won the lottery...

Everyone knew that Legacy Admission Mike Lee was too stupid to write those points on his own. He couldn't even get on the law review at school where his brother was Dean. Mike's sperm won the lottery then he got a Free-Ride name--that's all--and thus a Nepo-Saint's opportunity to fail upward.

I'm going to have a hard time which dipshit's loss in November will bring me the greatest joy - but Lawler is a likely contender.

Gabe Evans.
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This is what happens when the corrupt fossil fuel industry’s emissions add zettajoules of excess heat to the oceans (look it up).

Bessent Backs Financial Support for Oil-Rich U.A.E.

Bone Saw First

Last year it was $40B for Argentina, now America First means millions to 911 Bone Saw Saudis.

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www.nytimes.com/2026/04/22/u...

I want to be interviewed for the TDS research. I feel like I could be very helpful.

Waaaaaaaaaaaah!
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Penis season.
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Into Supreme Leader's beautiful pockets! The best pockets. So deep!

Waltz says Trump’s threats against Iranian civilian infrastructure ‘perfectly acceptable’ U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations Mike Waltz on Sunday defended President Trump’s threats to strike Iranian civilian infrastructure. Earlier Sunday, Trump said if Iran does not accept the “very…

The go-along beta apparatchiks also swung conclusively at Nuremberg.

May Nuremberg 2.0 come definitively to those who are war criminals now, even the cowardly mealy-mouthed sycophantic toady bottoms.

thehill.com/homenews/adm...

All we need is for the courts to disallow Americans their franchise and Republicans can win!

Sure, we could instead work to do our jobs and respond to what the American people want and are demanding, but that might make Supreme Leader angry and we might wilt!

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Maybe corporate media like being betas?

The go-along beta apparatchiks also swung conclusively at Nuremberg.

May Nuremberg 2.0 come definitively to those who are war criminals now, even the cowardly mealy-mouthed sycophantic toady bottoms.

The go-along beta apparatchiks also swung conclusively at Nuremberg.

May Nuremberg 2.0 come definitively to those who are war criminals now, even the cowardly mealy-mouthed sycophantic toady bottoms.

Waltz says Trump’s threats against Iranian civilian infrastructure ‘perfectly acceptable’ U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations Mike Waltz on Sunday defended President Trump’s threats to strike Iranian civilian infrastructure. Earlier Sunday, Trump said if Iran does not accept the “very…

The go-along beta apparatchiks also swung conclusively at Nuremberg.

May Nuremberg 2.0 come definitively to those who are war criminals now, even the cowardly mealy-mouthed sycophantic toady bottoms.

thehill.com/homenews/adm...

Supreme Leader says War is like a BJ.

Battleground Republicans are starting to worry about the Senate Democrats still face serious challenges to flipping the chamber. But Republicans are no longer dismissing the threat as quickly as they once did.

Seems Americans ain't liking Republican shit🥪sammy.

GOP are starting to worry about Senate share.google/QXA2ukQQTaae...

“[Dems] still have an uphill battle, but when you look at what the map looks like today and what we thought it would look like a few months ago, it’s very different.” #COpolitics

People are saying that the FBI boss is a black-out drunk and Donny's dealing doses from the Oval.

It's too rational for Donald.

Republicans, may I offer on our behalf the hope that all Americans (as are all our Allies and Enemies) that they are watching the #USA #POTUS #LasVegas Live Stream right now and feeling oh so confident 🇺🇸 in the #RedWave and #MAGA VICTORY ✌️ Golden Age of Gilded Ballroom-Bunkers to be! 🏆

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They're definitely looking something to charge the Pope with.

Grampy is sundowning live on TV as ⛽️ prices rise and WAR and stuff...

But sure, Mike Johnson do your thing.

Supreme Leader - "It's my money now, you simpering American taxpaying punks. Now get your Article I asses out of those chairs and shine my shoes."

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The Republican Golden Age begins in.... checks notes.... TWO WEEKS!

[Meanwhile thank you for your sacrifice so that our Oil and Gas Billionaires may better prosper!]

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The brain-worm wants what the brain-worm wants.

I'm not saying it is but I am saying you cannot be sure it isn't.

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Vought is top of the list among those who make me wish I believed in Hellfire and Eternal Damnation with the gnashing of teeth and wailing 9th Circle, steeping for eons in bubbling pools of boiling shit etc etc

Vought is top of the list among those who make me wish I believed in Hellfire and Eternal Damnation with the gnashing of teeth and wailing 9th Circle, steeping for eons in bubbling pools of boiling shit etc etc

Today I passed a resolution congratulating myself for something I did last year, and then I recessed. Again.

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