hahaha love that. me too, though some of mine are a little worse for wear now and i need new ones

right like, my mom should recognize my voice, not this stranger 😭

a patient laughed when she recognized me by voice and said "isn't it so funny how i know all your voices"

funny is not really the word i would use, no

eyy eyy c'maahn i'm just a little silly duck and it's also my birthday

everyone is being super nice to me (including patients) and i honestly think it's because my voice is nasally from congestion. how can you get mad at me when i sound like a silly duck

these are awesome! and a reminder that i need more stickers :'D

i need more

a light purple HP laptop featuring stickers of Esquie from Clair Obscur

got a new laptop and already put stickers on it

Three panel comic. Panel 1: person who has post-op bandages wrapped around their nose, nervously holding someone’s hand. Another speaker off panel says, “alright… let’s get these bandages off.” Panel 2: the person is gleefully looking at themself in a handheld mirror, their friends are overjoyed. Their new nose is a gigantic, elongated and pointed sword shape. Panel 3: they are jumping out of the ocean with a smile on their face, in unison with two swordfish who are also breaching the water.

craving garlic bread in a very dangerous way

thumbs up kid meme

reading something i wrote and looking up from my computer like

fig the guinea pig looking sweetly at the camera

goodnight from sweet little fig

just a little spud

the michael you should all be watching instead

friendship ended with green, now purple is my best friend

fig the Abyssinian guinea pig looking extra loafy while sitting on her couch. the couch is a pale pink shade and figgy herself is white with orange/brown patterns on her face. she's half albino so she has red eyes.

behold: a coach potato

more power to us, the true haters 💪

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i have been sick for almost a month (two different things) and let me tell you, not recommended

watching my family fall for ai slop in real time is very depressing but that's why i am an annoying voice of reason and also a huge hater

what's actually funny is her husband buying a boat while living in northeast ohio

mom in the family group chat trying to convince me AI can be funny like you know what's actually funny? watching a guy step on a rake and go "owowowowowo"

fig is an abyssinian! i love all her little curls :')

establishing a hierarchy over other women by shaking my butt and growling

watching two female guinea pigs trying to "No, I'm the boss" each other is very funny

guinea pigs on a brown/gray mat sharing lettuce and veggies. fig (left) clementine (right)

goblins meeting for the first time (it's going well)

nobody could ever make me hate you, coconut dr pepper

From end to end the trestle tables groaned under the array of fresh breads, salads, cheeses, and dumplings at the outer edges. Further in, there were platters of scones, tarts, cakes, and pies, each with a different filling, most topped with whipped honey or whiterose cream.

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