bro this hail is insane

I can’t pay to do my taxes cause I don’t have $75. What the fuck man.

First episode of Euphoria was so bad I just wanna know how Zendaya is doing

Took myself out for happy hour

When you are deep in grief or depression, taking it day by day could feel like it’s too much.

Instead, take it one meal at a time. If it’s ice cream for a meal, so be it. It’s a meal.

Hey what’s it like to have a caring mother who loves you unconditionally?

50° at midnight? We are so close to summer I can taste it.

ICE (U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement) is just another way of saying Gestapo.

Just had a four day weekend now it’s back to work🫩

I bet getting reanimated as a skeleton warrior by a necromancer feels gooood af

I should be smoking in the grass and listening to Pink Floyd right now.

🫩

Woah wtf. It’s a little over $17 for an adult ticket here in Seattle at regal. That’s insane.

Multi fucking billionaire company

I KNOW RIGHT I AM BAMBOOZLED

TIL Goofy Goober Rock is not an OG song but it’s a fucking COVER????? The actual song just came on the radio. I legit thought this rock station was playing a SpongeBob song. My childhood is ruined I think.

I desperately need to ride in a convertible down by the ocean, blasting 90’s country music.

CAN MY BRAIN STOP MAKING ME COMPARE MYSELF TO EVERY PRETTY AND PUT TOGETHER PERSON THAT WALKS THE PLANET PLEASE?

Just put him in an herbal bath

Bro admitting to appropriating Black artists. Right….right…

Cooking with lamb for the first time ever tonight. I’m so nervous

I’m such a big back. I was brushing my hair and found an m&m stuck in my hair

ITS SNOWING!!!

talking to someone about presidential candidates

> “we should nominate Newsome”
> I promptly educate them that he’s a piece of shit
> “but isn’t he liberal?”

oh baby you have a lot to learn…

Coughed up a tonsil stone while laughing and then ate it on accident :(

If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice

Met a shack community member today at a bookshop 🥹

Harry’s new album sucks and I’m so sad

Timothy Parsons, a member of the U.S.
Department of Justice, has been arrested and charged in a child pornography case.

(www.cbsnews.com/news/justice...)

Leftists will pray for dump the serial killer to croak and liberals would still say that we shouldn’t pray for the death of our enemies and that change comes from love, not hate and vengeance.