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Posts by anton lestrange

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Make sure you grab a package, these scents are available in assorted, CBD and soap packages.

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You can be right, or you can be happy or this secret third option…. (alone, right and happy)

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YOU MUST SATE YOUR THIRST TO HAVE STRENGTH TO CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES.

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Given the opportunity I would flay RFK alive.

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stitching all my unrealised dreams into a patchwork quilt and calling it my chimera comforter

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I feel this. a lot. I have one kinda free day a week, so I prep multiple proteins and a couple sauces so when I'm dog tired I can throw something together on the fly.

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yo homey I got that good shit*

manchego cheese

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I think I may have an idea why the theaters are struggling. I paid 20 bucks for a seat then waited through 40 minutes of commercials before I got to see the movie I paid for….

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George Michael didn't specify what time to wake him up before I went-went, and I'll never get that chance again. Don't wait to do things for the people you love, wake them up right now and tell them you're going-going

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I spray painted your name on a highway overpass. Please respond.

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Sucks that we’re a social species because I have a lot more fun with myself than I do with most other people.

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it's bad bitch o'clock I say turning on my heating pad

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A lady in the grocery store asked me why some eggs were white, and some were brown… I told her the brown ones were whole wheat...

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The texture of your pants offends my neurodivergent sensory issues. Please remove them.

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a lot of people do not recognize how truly great lenny kravitz is

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and local municipalities pick up the tab for infrastructure improvements and the subsequent build outs for the stadium. that encourages development and protects the vital services that currently exist

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bit of a contrary reply here: I'm fine w the state & local municipalities freezing property taxes for the bears PROVIDED the local school districts and current senior exemptions continue are their current rates. so local schools and the elderly living in situ continue to benefit while the state

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Same thing we do every night, Pinky. Binge watch a comfort show and disassociate.

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Social media apps are like cats. Maybe "just one more" will bring me the love I need.

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I have never clicked yes to "Was this article helpful?"

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“A corndog is a kind of beef Wellington” - my wife

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love how protein bars are like it tastes just like a brownie*!

*a brownie with depression

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Are we supposed to say pray over leftovers?
Like, "Lord, it's me again with this spaghetti..."

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we're making pho and egg rolls. maybe a cucumber salad.

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Lady parked her SUV and walked toward the store, saw a cart blowing in the wind toward her SUV, stopped it, left it there, and walked in the store. I need to know more about this psychology because I think it might be what's wrong with humanity.

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I still can't believe Trump had to be taken out of the situation room and the Nuclear football hidden from him yesterday and it NOT THE FUCKING HEADLINE EVERYWHERE. We are doomed.

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But have you tried laying awake and catastrophizing about it? 😬

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Apple announces new CEO, deliberately slows down old one

Apple announces new CEO, deliberately slows down old one

Watchdogs say the previous CEO model suspiciously started slowing down immediately after the announcement
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You ever think about the fact that soy sauce in spanish is just "i am sauce?"
I do
I think about it a lot

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I’m not a loner, I’m just selectively social.

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