Not overselling: This is fucking incredible

We fucking warned y’all that this was the goddamned end goal for those smart glasses.

I feel like Sun Tzu really missed out on "Invent Pete Hegseth and give him to the enemy"

"Holy Fuck, the cars."
Is one of the major public health crises afflicting America.

Ai remix feature in privacy settings on TikTok turned on

I am so upset right now, TikTok quietly added a feature which turns on an AI feature on all the TikTok’s you have already posted to allow Ai to remix and make content of your TikTok’s and I didn’t know, you must go to privacy settings on your TikToks to turn it off yourself, want to warn others 💔

Welcome to stripes club.

every rfk jr stan is like “he’s going to make america healthy again“ while every rfk jr quote is like “i ate the head off the rat that caused the bubonic plague and you should too”

Apple Backs Up Tim Cook’s Memories To Port Over Into Next CEO

Apple Backs Up Tim Cook’s Memories To Port Over Into Next CEO

It’s not an “industry” it‘s called the federal government, Nathaniel.

- The thoughts in my brain.

As my high school football coach used to yell at rallies “push em out, shove em out, waaaaay out.“

Ohmygosh salad. A textural horror including mayonnaise and pineapple.

Lime Jell-O
Hot water
Cottage cheese
Mayonnaise
Crushed pineapple
Walnuts

Despite mayor’s assurances, more people than ever are homeless in Portland Mayor Keith Wilson and others have said homelessness may be decreasing in Portland, despite Multnomah County data showing the opposite.

At Mayor Wilson's State of the City address Friday, he again relied on anecdote -- not data -- to prove his response to homelessness is working.

@lmonghughes.bsky.social digs into the numbers today:

So hes got a good skincare regimen and smiles for the ladies.

Would he still sell your kidneys to the mob? Probably.

This would be good. And we could (as @spindlypete.bsky.social suggested) do so much good with that money, jobs 4 locals, running summer camps for kids, beautifying the neighborhood. If some of the “fix the Moda center” money came from the owners and the city Trailblazers fund it would make sense!

“a lot”

He has alot of work to do to fix this.

“VC” still doesn’t give great vibes hahah.

Agreed! 🤝

Same. I think the Blazers are a Part of Portland. And everyone who enjoys them from every part in the city has a reason to be cool to each other. This dingus is essentially trying to wreck a community unity project and I am mad about it.

At this point court-packing isn't enough. We need to jail and disbar some SCOTUS justices.

I hope he gets booed every game.

I enjoyed the fact that so many Portlanders love the blazers. Sports watching is not my thing. I think Tom Dundon should pick up his flouncy pants and go back to Dallas or whatever payday loan demon pit he crawled from and leave our city alone. Do not darken the door of our Moda Center again.

I always thought Sun Tzu's "Art of War" was a little simplistic and obvious but it turns out yes, you do literally need to tell the Secretary of War "you need to feed your troops and keep them from being wiped out by preventable diseases"

Agreed!! And the place they were trying to steal the money from? This is not a climate emergency?! If we spend that money on this we might as well have been robbed. Like the MAX can’t run when its too hot here. We need to fix that.

So he thinks he should get the money of the people of Portland to pay for his “fluff”? I don’t want to pay for his fluff either.

Riding a rail - Wikipedia

He isn’t just a car lot guy either. He’s also a payday loans guy. Truly one of the worst people. I don’t want people like that in my city.

I think this would work. And yelling “and stay out” when we were done en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Riding_...

that guy who bought the blazers is coming off as such a dick i'm starting to think we don't even want the blazers if he's part of the package. he doesn't seem like a guy who has a long and happy relationship with portlanders ahead of him put it that way

Blazers owner Tom Dundon doesn’t care that others say he’s cheap (Gift Article) When it comes to everything outside the locker room, the Blazers will be cheap. And they won't follow the widely accepted norms of the NBA.

Checking in on the Blazers’ new owner: “I know he doesn’t love Oregon, and is concerned that it is a state that can’t draw free agents. Well, with all due respect, you’re not helping the cause of drawing free agents when you treat everyone like s— there.”

I live in a spider f-k palace.