Guy named Ollie Garchy #noticing

when I take a piss call that whiz khalifa

Hypothetically. if the burj khalifa were to fall. then my penis would be the next tallest tower in the worl

Edger Wright

soutout to the fly tipping community

in 2026 they're going to coin a new term called "queerslop" to describe things like steeve universe and life of strange

Robert Downey Junior when Givert Uppey Senior walks into the room

ahhh.. bombo the clattapus!

mfw face when I finally get the "it's a phone with appeal" joke from the hit comdy song "bananaphone"

Don't FUCK with me

(Real image from today)

Woops...

Helluva breast, chainsaw boob, #woke, HD audio, 4D sound, 1080p, real, NOW

Helluva man, chainsaw boss

they call it cuckhold because you hold your cuck while you watch them do it

saw something funny today

Ironically, I forgot who the "100% reason to remember the name" song is about

silent hill f the f stands for female which is woake

they call it therapy because,, their happy 👍

keep having this dream where a voice tells me to "cross the river sticks" what is this supposed to mean

nothing brings me more rage than the apple rington that sounds like someone failing to play 'smoke on the water' on an electric organ while birds tweet loudly

isn't it weird how they named a type of autism after it too

why does esparagus make it smell like that

When it's mackin cheese for dinner tonight...

typical. prank a human and people call it "entertainment". but prank an animal and everybody loses their minds!!

just a little joker pilled observation from me

ragebaiting my dog by bretending to throw the ball (except I don't throw the ball) xD

just went number 7 (heaven) in the gender neutral denny's bathroom

for I cannot

google your own dick

It's me

you don't have to achieve anything in life. sometimes it's okay to eek out a meager existence beneath someone's shoe

- Depressed man Sam