Also, upon checking our records, your payment is scheduled to be released on March 18, 2026. yes, but that date was two weeks ago

having fun talking to customer support

soft pretzel and cup of cheese

elderflower & yuzu mocktail

miss you @pinnypalsafterdark.bsky.social #margaritaquest

this is my whole life now

Elon Musk@elonmusk My son, Saxon, is so based that he would just order milk when we went to dinner in LA. This would always stun the waitstaff, as they had never heard anyone actually order milk! He also unironically ordered a cheeseburger at a very uptight sushi restaurant that doesn’t even allow you to order supplemental soy sauce. When the waiter recovered from this request to reply that they don’t have cheeseburgers, Saxon said “Fine, I will have a hamburger.”

yes, absolutely, sir. extremely based. tremendous parenting.

i love when the weather gets warmer and i can stop dealing with seasonal depression and start dealing with regular depression

Screenshot from the video game Persona 4. In the halls of Yasogami High, the protagonist talks to a male student labeled "Stylish student". His dialogue window reads: "Hanging out with women, going on dates with them, that's fine. Killing them? Not so much."

happy international women's day

so much for draining the swamp

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

i was smiling for the entire 60 minutes of the first two episodes of the scrubs revival and i think that's just great

Ashley Ann Trump's speech is the longest State of the Union address made by any president since The American Presidency Project began keeping records in 1964.

no thank you

乾杯 🫡

black cat perched atop a platform shelf on the wall, framed sonic the hedgehog print in the background

smudge watches over her domain

too emo for the hardcore kids, too hardcore for the emo kids

we have peaked as a species

always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay

noooo :(

YOUR DAY AT A GLANCE Buying something isn't going to make you feel any better.

this horoscope writer has clearly never purchased magic: the gathering cards

this is essentially what apple news+ does but for mainstream publications, so at least there is a model to replicate

little item for the Senate Dems to ponder: which of the reforms you’re currently floating is going to stop this?

this makes me really, really, really sad. just one of the greats

YOUR DAY AT A GLANCE You are a constellation of sadness.

hey uh what the fuck costar

text message that reads: Eversource: We are prepared for significant snowfall from Sunday into Monday along with extreme cold. Monitor forecast and be prepared. See storm center: eversource.com

appreciate this text at 2 pm on monday

i love the new england patriots so much

drake “drake maye” maye

ICE are indistinguishable from a terrorist organization

How Do You Justify Abducting A Child? | Defector On Tuesday, some number of Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents camped out near Liam Conejo Ramos’s home in the Twin Cities suburb of Columbia Heights and waited for him to return with his fathe...

Wrote about what it takes for grown men in tactical gear, working under the blessing of the federal government, to ambush a 5-year-old kid in a bunny hat and a Spidey backpack who only wanted to come home from school defector.com/how-do-you-j...

Strike ICE out of Massachusetts Fri, Jan 23 No work, no school, no shopping Solidarity rally- South Bay Mall, Dorchester, 3 PM Join us in supporting GLBC! The Boston chapter of the Democratic Socialists of America stands in solidarity with Minnesota in their day of action

A national day of truth, resistance and freedom Solidarity rally with the Minnesota Walk Out Friday January 23 at 3 PM South Bay Mall- Dorchester, MA meet near Home Depot

As ICE escalates its violence, unions in Minnesota have called for a general strike in MN tomorrow. In Boston, organized labor and community groups are holding a mass rally in solidarity with Minnesota. Arrive early and get Boston DSA signs and merch!

you're a good egg

Twitch Twitch is the world

back at it in resident evil 4

i love the new england patriots so much