What's the worst that can happen if I lower my standards?

*gets played*

You cannot stop the poop. The poop is effervescent

I’m not going to be able to take any vacations this summer, so I’ve just decided not to give a fuck for a few weeks

Here are my top 10 senior zoomies!

I had a guy, who literally lived in his mom's basement, and wanted to be an influencer tell me it was weird I have a male roommate at 30.

baby needs pasta grocery store sign

rolling up to the Olive Garden like

I'm so glad I'm not the only one 😂

Three panels which read, from first to third: 1. What was the date? 2. It was just like he made a Dragon Age character that looks just like me and let me watch him play 3. My dream date. And he knew that

Found out my first stalker died. Somehow it doesnt make me feel any better.

"Just me...chasing my dreams."

#art #dreams #inspirationalguotes #whale #painting #illustration

This is Mako. He has no regard for law and order, and more importantly, no regrets. 13/10

Must. Resist. Urge. To. Watch. Titanic (1997)

Anyways. I miss Garrus

This one time, a friend was like "Hey Cass, let's hang out and go do xyz."

And I was like "Bet, that sounds fun."

I was having a really good time hanging out with my friend. Getting tacos, chatting, etc.

Turns out, they thought it was a date.

Weird times.

Also this is where I shit post into the void.

I'm so sorry people who actually know me 😂

Your capacity to love, stand tall, and peacefully take no shit unnerves them

When people can't control you, they'll label you difficult.

Be difficult. It's the only way real change happens

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“Tasted a little tear gas— tasted like fascism”

donald trump says i did n't know that in a dark room ALT: donald trump says i did n't know that in a dark room

Trump's on the Epstein list?

gentleman, gentleman, please, there's no need for this! you are both in the epstein files.

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Elon crashing out on X is the funniest thing to see. Everyone knew it would happen. And it's amazing

This one time I called my friend Kitty, "Titty"

And I dont think I've ever really recovered

I miss Garrus time of the day

A heartfelt "fuck you" to everyone who told me I was overreacting in November 2016.

This‼️

In the past 4 months I have had 2 exs try to get back together.

Somebody lobotomize me

It is also highly possible I have been in too many ldr's and just feel the feels at airports.

Could be either

There's something so inherently romantic about people waiting for each other at the airport.