Fucking come on man…

A spam email meant to look like it’s from Costco saying I want a yeti cooler but also talking about Donald Trump declaring victory in Iran

Nigerian Princes are getting really creative.

I get tarantula people way more than snake people

Fingers crossed she takes them to the cleaners.

a text screenshot from an overwatch player named shifter saying in all chat, "I don't care about any of ya'lls opinions because I have a terrantula and he's beautiful and perfect"

penitent: forgive me father for i have sinned

The Pope: No

i will vote for any candidate who offers up this slogan

ahh ok thats actually pretty great....sometimes I maybe need to curb my kneejerk reaction to shit on the inland empire

I can only imagine what brought you to riverside....hopefully you were just passing through that day

Political ad for a republican insurance commissioner who looks like peggy hill

Peggy Hill republican runnin for CA Insurance Commissioner. In her own words, “Tengo demasiados anuses por delante para pasar mi vida en una fábrica de cigarros”

I'm not sure how you can be against removing this man from office right now. What will it take? A nuke being dropped? It's too late then. The purpose of impeachment and the 25th Amendment is to prevent that type of thing from happening, not just to react to it.

A former yoshinoya sign thats a bowl that is now a kack in the box

Jack in the Box trying to gaslight us again. ITS A BOWL NOT A BOX YOU CLOWN FUCK

i can buy locals olympics tickets

Nicceeeuuu

Is Polymarket paying influencers to hype up fake insider trading? www.theverge.com/business/905...

Ok ok youve convinced me ill nebula

Awh! Nintendo gotta come up with some Roki or Shohei characters so you can get a second chance

Also fingers crossed you met Yamamoto?

SUCH A GREAT MASH UP!

The Iran War has likely cost $25 billion by now. What could $25 billion fund domestically instead?

@mikedrucker.bsky.social

Kevin Perjurer’s phone blew up when this happened.

a man wearing a hat and a suit is smiling in front of a wall with viceland written on it ALT: a man wearing a hat and a suit is smiling in front of a wall with viceland written on it

Matt Johnson from Nirvana the Band should be on the next Taskmaster @alexhorne.bsky.social

The whole back half of the book “why I know more about Catholicism than the pope”

Praying for our lil guy

A malcolm gladwell tmobile ad meant to look like a podxast i guess?

Takes 10000 ads to master selling tmobile techno doodah

OPENING DAY W FOR THE YANKEES 🗽 New York Yankees take down the San Francisco Giants to kick off the 2026 season 😁 Baseball is BACK ⚾🔥 #creatorsearchinsights #MLBTikTokContest #baseball #recap TikTok video by LAJAYSHOW

Baseball is back www.tiktok.com/t/ZTk8D17Vn/

We know why that changed.

A photo of Mr. T, with his signature gold chains. A text overlay says, in all-caps text, "Gets his joke format stolen by Chuck Norris" at the top, and below, in a larger font, "Outlives him."

They're going to write books about all the big brain moves of this gang of imbeciles and among them will be "Spending a year trying to kill renewable energy and then launching a war that sends oil prices soaring"

PWH deserves better