A sculpted Charmander plant pot holds a juvenile monstera Bulbasaur inside.
Y'all, my husband treats me too well. Got me a cute lil Charmander pot for my baby monstera Bulbasaur. It's like the Charmander is threatening the monstera to grow *or else*
Person in body cast in a wheelchair.
Followed by
Four cups of coffee and no breakfast was one way to start the day.
Bulbasaur with a speech bubble saying "Let's get this place HUMID!"
Roughly 60% of my day is spent in the restroom.
A coffee cup, laptop, headphones case, and giant water bottle on an outdoor table on the back deck.
Me and my MASSIVE water bottle working outside today to feel something.
You're, like, the third person I've seen who had a review this week. I reeeeaaaalllllly hope I didn't miss an email. Good luck!!!!!
omg they must have mistaken you for someone else :(
Always. I like to think of our marriage as a constant competition.
"You people"?????????
Ahh, congratulations!!
Oh, we are gonna terrorize the upper middle class suburbs.
I hate cleaning it. :(
We should start a pianist gang.
Miss Piggy sitting on a grand piano.
A couple days old and imperfect, but I'm really happy with my progress for the next recital.
We love a nerd shelf.
Good eye!!!
Your words of enablement are appreciated in these trying times.
Shelves full of books and trinkets next to a wall of art that is behind a chair and table.
An absolute mess of RPG books, statues, lightsabers, art, etc. It's a monument to how bad I am at impulse control.
Me flexing in front of a mirror. A shelf of nerdy books and trinkets, including an R2-D2 figure, is visible behind me.
R2's photoreceptors scanning me respectfully.
The Oscars but for early-to-mid-career government attorneys.
Shirtless man taking a selfie in a mirror after a workout.
OK, I know I have a long way to go, but I am just so proud of myself for the progress I've made so far.
Man holding a microphone on stage doing stand-up.
Man holding a microphone on stage doing stand-up.
Oh, she thinks she's funny.
A stage with a microphone in front of empty chairs before a stand-up show.
A gay doing a graduation show for their stand-up class? Groundbreaking.
Premier ball gang rise up
Jake lying down on the bed next to our cat and dog smiling at the camera.
Two men sitting on a chair; one is kissing the other on the cheek.
A selfie of Jake and Rob smiling at the camera in a bar.
Jake sitting next to a cat that is lying down on a couch.
Happy first anniversary to my best friend, my inseparable co-goof, and the love of my life. @regrettablyjake.com, here's to the next year and to the many, many more after that.
Me smiling and sitting at my desk chair with lots of large plants in the background.
My therapist complimented me on all the plants in my background, so I'm having the best day of my life.
Simpsons bus driver meme with top panel saying "Don't make me tap the sign." The bottom panel shows the driver tapping the sign with a broken finger. The sign says, "Because I broke my finger and it really hurts."
Jammed both of my thumbs at volleyball today
A plant leaf shredded down the middle by something sharp.
A white cat with black markings on his face lying down in the middle of a nap.
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