You're telling me someone with a cult-like faith in the magical properties of Apple products also likes AI? Get outta town!

The way I do math, that's an 84°F reduction.

Another Democrat taken down in his prime.

The Blacktongue Thief by Christopher Buehlman (and its prequel, the Daughters' War)

Let Us Descend by Jesmyn Ward

Wellness by Nathan Hill

The only way to play Riven is to get so frustrated by the fact that you have to switch CDs every time you go to a new island that you just give up.

Virginia should have done something more democratic like not let people vote on it.

I give this Take a Five.

Maybe the cat ruined dinner?

It's too bad it didn't happen a decade earlier, because Hillary Clinton probably would've posted something insane like, "face down, ass up, that's the way we like to vote."

The GamePro game rating system, showing a series of cartoon faces at various levels of excitement with the corresponding labels: poor, fair, good, great, hot!

I unironically think this is the best review scale.

Remember when he compared himself to Teddy Roosevelt because video games?

Reading a book about this (the Night Watchman) right now, and that's the first thought that popped into my head. You know Stephen Miller is working round the clock right now to figure out a way to deport indigenous people.

Outfluencer.

Congratulations!

But surely smells like one.

Has anyone introduced articles of impeachment against Trump yet?

a cartoon baby dinosaur is sitting in a high chair next to a bottle . Alt: The baby from the TV show Dinosaurs.

The baby:

What's going on with Marvin's shorts? I think I see some grapevine.

Two weeks?

As long as it has the same energy.

Are the several hours of time you'll save over the course of your life in 30-minute increments worth more than the twelve hours you'll spend sleeping on a bench in Newark because you missed your flight? Get to the airport early and bring a book. No time will have been "wasted."

Schrödinger's non-voter: singlehandedly responsible for the outcome of every election but too inconsequential to bother courting.

They're not beating the allegations over there.

My god, I hate when I'm looking for a particular video, and the only version I can find has someone else's face taking up half the screen just nodding along.

Can this guy run for president so we can kick Gavin Newsom to the curb?

Imagine standing here two years before the primaries proudly saying, "I hope the Democrats nominate someone with no policy positions or values!" Just sick in the head with blue worms.

Were there a bunch of Christmas terrorist attacks during Biden's presidency that I don't know about?

I love the Nikki Glaser one where the thing AI makes possible is alarm clock.

Nailing it on all counts!