gnawing at the bars of my enclosure

This just in
Squinty public hanging on the 30th

I fucked up.

Got stopped by the nursing staff. They had to take the cards out of my bag.

Needless to say, Wife is NOT HAPPY after finding out I brought Yugioh Cards to our "No-Yugioh" Hospital Stay.

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It’s “we are so back” season again folks

starting to think those guys claiming the rapture would come soon were really onto something

This is why God left us

A picture showing how you can change your mindset by being more like spheal Left is a drawing of a sad man and right is pokemon rumble spheal Instead of: I can't do it It's too difficult It's all my fault When will I be happy? Change them to: Spheal Spheal Spheal Spheal

Just noticed bluesky has a character limit by trying to paste the entire opening monologue from Moby dick
They just can’t handle my whimsy

A text conversation meme Person 1: (picture of pokemon rumble spheal) F**ker looks badass don't it Person 2: I was your uber driver like 3 months ago. Please leave me alone

For the record I have never heard of this

yearly Abraham Lincoln check
yep still dead

Excellent use of free will

The frolicking was NOT In fact detrimental but in fact beneficial to all parties

gregorio virus

the voices get louder every day but here i remain
balling
with no remorse for the fallen

@gork is this real

happy 9/11 hope it goes better this time :)

Edison claimed that Nickola tesla attempted to steal the invention of the light bulb little did the populus of a newly blossoming united states know that it was in fact i whomst invented it

god bless @sphealposting.bsky.social

going on an anime training arc to refine my shitposting abilities wish me luck

dread the day i develop basic social skills

They call me John balatro (I lost the first blind)

jokes on you im stealing that

The well of humor has run dry
I need more funny

Dear Corporate and Indie Game Devs,

It's called "background music", please stop destroying my eardrums with it and drowning out all other sounds with the default volume.

Thank you,
A Deafened Gamer

#Games #VideoGames #GameDev #GameDevelopment #GameMusic #IndieGameDev #IndieDevs

Patience is a virtue it only works to amplify victory

That is the LAST time I buy horse electrolytes from 7/11

Have you tried convincing them at gunpoint

Windows 98 warning pop up box and the warning is pokemon rumble spheal