If it weren't for your books as a child, I would have probably turned into a trailer park meth Nazi.

#TrueStory
#AlabamasRough

FEMA still exists?
I thought we lost that Trump's first go at destroying democracy.
cool I guess.
They'll be pretty infective without money, but... this is what constitutes good news these days.

i think I'm going to be the next great conspiracy theorist.
how about Trump caused the Texas floods using satanic ritual magic in hopes YOU would forget #HesOnTheList

amidoinigright?

It's not that we can't afford it. It's that there's an issue with priorities in our government. All entirely greed motivated.

And THAT is backed up with empirical historical data.

#ScienceFTW

What about if my religious beliefs coincide with scientific data?

Remember kids, not every rich man is a pedophile, but every pedophile is a rich man.

😉

Just up and killed himself right as he was about to be a quitted for human trafficking, because there was no evidence.
🤔🤨😂

In some regards that's correct, but for the most part it's been willful ignorance and intellectual dishonesty.

You'll forgive me if I don't waste my time attempting to get a empathyless subhuman to understand logic.

#FuckMAGA

Socialism for the wealthy helps the fewest number.

Masters never really cared much about a little loss of life in the herd. Hell, for them, a little cruel and unusual punishment helps maintain the fear dynamics.

The Coroner: I just don't get it. He's been dead 14 minutes, and already smells like a skunk corpse! Its a miracle! He's been dead technically dead for less than a day, but somehow he's been rotting on the vine for over 70 years! Must have really cut the DEAL OF A LIFE TIME with Satan.

#FDT

Hah! This'll show all those Republicans in California!
😏

The Party is in YOU! YouTube video by St. Agrestis

Whooooo did this?
Somebody has entirely too much humor for the job they occupy.

This is a real fkn ad I got.

youtube.com/shorts/tc3WC...

He's in A shape, certainly.
The shape resembles a pile of orange cow sh!t, more and more each day.

#FDT
#MakeElonBaldAgain

Israel didn't exist before 1945. What exactly have they bought, and built? And, from whom exactly?
I'll wait, because you're blocked, but yeah fuck the genocidal Zionists. 🖕🏼😂🖕🏼

Also, fuck you. Don't act like you know me, or anything about my perspective. 🤡🍑🐩

You probably aren't, wrong that is.

But alas this IS the internet, so for posterity.

You don't know what you're talking about, obviously. He claims to be ethnically Jewish, but we all know he's really a socialist. Donald Trumps AI support specialist on criminal politicians said so.

Do you think Bernie takes penicillin, or does he like to feel the bern?
🤔

Cool story.

Somebody doesn't have a firm grasp on the reality of American politics. Weather it should be or not, American elections are essentially a popularity contest. Like it or not. You can talk all this high minded politics, but that's not the reality of the system.

That's a bit presumptuous, but yeah essentially. Except if venture to say that the "natives" you're speaking of probably aren't Aztecs, or Mayan. Therefore also occupying stolen land.

I see your swap, and raise you 2 spacemen. 1 bald, 1 going bald, 1 returning to bald after the world's best implants.

#FDT
#MakeElonBaldAgain

We don't have enough of this in the world.

The center for domestic circumcision is a terrorist organization.

Come with me, and you'll be. In a world of pure miscommunication.
😂

You're pretty good at designing banners, and patterns. 😉
One day AI will steal, and replicate your work. You'll receive zero credit for any of it. Just like the artists of old.
🤔😅

All of us sinners, are Jesus' flock.
Infact, he suffered more for our sins than he ever did for a "good Christian".

Live long, and shit strong. Learn something new everyday, and challenge your own beliefs often.

This might as well be the reality news network.

🙏🏼 Dear Jesus, can you come get this orange old bag of maggots? Plz, amen. 🙏🏼

The rich will care about the damage they are doing to the planet when it directly affects them. We should start building mansions exclusively out of asbestos, lead, and various delightful flavors of toxic sludge.

It looks delicious.