Ham, apple slices, and manchego cheese, with fig jam between two pieces of whole grain bread. Fig jam has to go on both sides, ham on both sides optional, but don’t double stack the cheese and apple, or it’ll be too big.
so I’ve been lowkey getting misgendered all day at my new job and like. I know my vibe is more masc than femme but I put on make up AND jewelry this morning and woof this bums me out.
Wow I love waking up on my first day of a new job with a RAGING sinus/tension migraine this is so fun
Oh I am *SOFT* over this!!!! It’s so perfect and precious!!!
Oh so it’s not just my own bed I don’t like falling asleep in okay okay cool cool cool
Me: *has a sinus pressure migraine from hell*
Also me: *….is horny???*
(Someone plz make it make sense these two don’t usually go hand in hand for me)
(But actually plz do not perceive me)
would you? Please? (I am a sucker for the angst, fr!)
It’s not like you didn’t warn me this was gonna hurt, AND YET 😫
now I gotta go run off these feelings
(Thank u this was beautiful)
anyway I tried to go to sleep three hours ago, dozed for like...an hour, with a mild case of lucid dreaming in there, and now i'm awake again.
so uh.
that's not great.
I need all of my fellow #ghoap pals to take one look at these photos of tom hardy
and now use these as your visual reference for ghost for the rest of forever, please and thanks
Not THIS exact same, but like. same, you know?? GOTTA RE-UP THE QUEER VIBES
Oh this was BEAUTIFUL
Oh this is my JAM!! I am SAT for this!!!
Oh just the usual chaotic buffoonery that happens with the fool running this country; calls for total destruction of a country early in the morning (thus potentially threatening nuclear war), backs down by the evening. Just TACO things. 🙃🙃🫠🫠😵💫
I see we’re all still alive, well done team.
This one is SO SO good. You will be so glad you read it!
I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
Happy 34!!
I wish my brain would go to sleep instead of panicking about being jobless 🙃
I need a full fic of this plastered on my brain IMMEDIATELY
(In my head said soldier tried to flirt with soap, ghost got jealous, and in the midst of ghost fucking soap, after he threatens the other soldier, ghost tells him “don’t you fucking dare look away. Better fucking remember what’s mine.”)
Was gonna get some stuff done today but I just had to spend 45min taking a bullshit personality test for a temp job I don’t even want so I’m gonna go read some fanfic now
The temptation to hop on 2W and drive out to the other side of the state in the middle of the night just to get a full view of the blood moon lunar eclipse is…strong.
Okay I know this is a super old post, but I remember when these things were ALL the rage, and if you had a friend that had one, EVERYONE in the friend circle was instantly jealous. There was a pink type shade and a teal/green one that were WILDLY popular amongst my friends 😂
And if THOSE things aren’t in place, then I go off the rails. And last night was one of those nights. In my own bed, I usually have a meditation podcast playing, plus my weighted blanket and two others; at his, as long as the fan runs, I can get by
Okay this makes me feel better for being internally grumpy about my own routine being off kilter. My partner is a light sleeper so some of it is that I don’t want to wake him if *im* having a bad night, but there’s usually a certain way things are at his place that I can function with to fall asleep
Aw all I wanted to do was watch the live jelly cam from the Monterey bay aquarium to help me fall asleep but the jelly cam is dark :(
15mg of melatonin, 50 mg of topamax, AND 5mg of Xanax and I STILL can’t sleep?
Sheesh I’m lucky if I’m gonna be goddamn functional tomorrow 😵💫😵💫
Also: I am TOTALLY with you on this one! I definitely will usually feel a little smug about it 😆
I didn’t previously know what “type 2 fun” was, and having now looked it up, it sure explains a LOT about me 😆
Oh absolutely agree! For those willing to put in the work and pay attention, it can be found!
…which has been its own little adventure for me, personally 😅🏃⛰️