Once again the National Lottery has misspelled 'won the jackpot' as 'finished'. How many times is that now?!

Indeed.

At the end of the day, don’t we all just want to pull a book from a bookshelf and find that it reveals a hidden room?

The big question is, have I found enough people I follow on X to delete that app yet...?

Dog (urgently walking me up at 4:25 am): IT IS TIME TO PEE

Me (groggily getting out of bed): UGH FINE

(goes to the bathroom)

(pees)

(goes back to bed)

Dog: ...