I love this for him.

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

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No worries; confirming that drinking DOES NOT HELP! Still offended by everything. You are not missing anything.

A woman in an aqua hoodie, sips a glass of brown opaque wine.

Woman in aqua hoodie has an uncomfortable smirk while holding a glass of chocolate wine.

Woman in aqua hoodie has expression of disgust drinking chocolate wine.

Woman in aqua hoodie expresses surprise at how bad the chocolate wine tastes!

My mother has absolutely no poker face. Milk chocolate wine, cannot recommend.

Take a moment to remember how weird it is our president communicates with us through a bottom-tier social media site called Truth Social. It’s like if he governed from the comment section of a porn site.

If you're on signal & haven't already, maybe go to

Settings → Notifications → Content → Name Only or No Name or Content

Because apparently phone forensics can scrape msgs from notifications storage.

Not just a signal problem, btw. Any encrypted messaging service w/ a "msg preview" type of setting

Halfway through this article arguing that San Francisco's new "tough love" mayor improved disorder and drug overdoses in the city, the author reveals that the improvement happened under the previous mayor. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/06/o...

TRUMP: “Do everything I ask or I’ll bomb you back into the Stone Age!”

IRAN: “How about, instead, you do everything we ask and we’ll call it a day?”

TRUMP: “Deal.”

FOX NEWS: “Awesome Trump is the world’s most masterful negotiator!”

In space, no one can hear you reply all.

When the truck sized dog jumps because the earth shook… what everyone else experienced - 5.1… what I felt?? 7.0 with a 5.1 aftershock! 😂

I definitely felt that!

i swear this gov is a TV show. the head of intelligence got hacked and used his real name for a porn account. the head of dept of war accidentally texted war plans to a journalist. and now former head of homeland security grappling with husband's secret cross-dressing double life in anti-LGBTQ admin

And the head of CISA - the cybersecurity experts - just uploaded government documents to chatGPT. It’s hilarious; I just wish it was only on TV and not reality…

ALL DRINKS WILL BE HOT OR LUKEWARM FROM NOW ON CUZ WE DON’T SUPPORT I**

CISA acting director uploading official documents to ChatGPT, FBI director’s personal email hacked. Imposter syndrome should never be a problem again after this administration….

I’m sure someone did think that through. But they were intelligent and so they got canned last year. Shameful waste of resources.

When you’ve systematically removed all the expertise in your administration and hire for personality defects…. This is a predictable and obvious outcome; many stellar examples to follow, I’m sure.

A finger pointing to a teeny tiny praying mantis on a wrought iron plant hanger.

A very tiny praying mantis!

The allegory is so loud it's giving me a headache.

Everyone needs to stop what they’re doing and watch this video.

“It seems like there’s a lack of diversity here today, and it’s mostly people who look like you and me, and I just…?”

This lady’s response is🔥

Opinion. 🙄

This is Hank. He is incredibly invested in this plumbing project that does not require him in the slightest. 13/10 (TT: compound_interest_)

Got my new LA Metro TShirt! Thanks @testastretta.bsky.social !!

Incredible

Violent Femmes!!! Fun show for a Tuesday evening. Geriatric mosh pit. Dude, where’s my glasses! 🤓 😂

Some bot account complaining about pronouns in bio shit. I asked the bot to write a poem about pangolins and it did

It happened again

Oooooh! Try filling a prescription for a daily pill!! They won’t give you a 30 day supply or even 90 …. They’ll likely give you the whole damn bottle. Like 250 pills! Just like that. So fucking reasonable!

I fed her yogurt which helped. She’s fine this morning, and I’m sure she has NOT learned anything from this experience. 🔥🧯🚒