don't think I can read this without becoming homicidal :) but may be of interest to others:

i know not as a player bc of renées system (big sad) but i would absolutely love to see her in some kind of assistant coaching role when she retires <3 my shayla

arsenal fans always up in wally’s comments begging her to come back like a remorseful ex and you know what. i get it

I feel like Liz Truss and Liam Rosenior could become friends

Goodbye LinkedIn Liam. You started as a manager and are now just an aged man.

unfortunately due to their rampant AI use i have been forced to block the country of Iran

linkedin post for sacking a linkedin manager feels perfectly apt.

Vacancy: Men's first team lead psychologist at Tottenham Hotspur FC
www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/44...

Current plans for the public park include playgrounds, basketball courts, a splash pad, adaptive softball field, amputee and blind soccer field, garden, pond/stormwater flooding mitigation, picnic spaces, walking trails, and more.

Using city funding and federal grants.

I have questions.

Football's a game of very fine margins. If Havertz had put that header 6 inches lower. Or if Man City hadn't breached the rules 115 times without being sanctioned. So exciting. What a sport.

stina contract & ona “very close” to joining, beautiful Tuesday

just realised that maybe this was done today because it's the anniversary of the first leg of the 2007 uwcl final & alex scott's goal so it actually makes perfect sense to renew our only goalscorer from the 2nd time we won it!

personally very happy with the stina clutchstenius extension! a great gal with the silliest of goals <3 and def warranted while we oversee mich’s recovery. offside? never!

a female soccer player with the number 25 on her shorts is kicking a soccer ball . ALT: a female soccer player with the number 25 on her shorts is kicking a soccer ball .

STINA LETS RUN IT BACK

Getting a lot of questions about my decision to hire a guy called Roderick The Evil Killer Clown for the role of Ambassador to Circuses

The social media pivot from chronological timelines to popular-first was done at least partly to throttle real time organizing

“To all the Arsenal lovers, take care of the values of the club. My love & support forever.” ❤️

Arsène Wenger, 20 April 2018

Opinion: I need to declutter my life. But I can't even give my stuff away. By Adrian Chiles. A photo of Adrian Chiles to the bottom right - a peculiar looking white fellow with grey hair and a face straight out of Mii plaza. He is wearing a blazer and shirt with the top button undone so as to look like a chill guy.

may i present, audhd

ADHD vs ASD

look, I'm just A Girl, but to me it's a bit of a mustache-twirling villain move to take away the public park with specially-designed areas for disabled members of the community, and give it to a billionaire-backed project to bring an NWSL team.

One of the Sandy Hook families lives in hiding 1500 mi away from their baby’s grave due to people stalking them.

The graves of multiple children have been defaced.

One of the fathers had to submit DNA evidence to prove his son was a REAL HUMAN BEING after Alex Jones’ book said he never existed.

call me radical but I simply believe that the leader of this country should know things

think this is absolutely right and absolutely damning, and also just so ironic; Starmer rose to the position in which processes no longer apply to him and therefore cannot rely on what got him there in the first place

fwiw i know they’re both breaking the rules on unparliamentary language but it’s the way it was dealt with by the speaker that feels so icky . grim

lindsay hoyle @ lee anderson: oh dear, oh dear. gorgeous

lindsay hoyle @ zarah sultana: YOU FUCKING DONKEY

Know the work rules comic. Panel 1: Appropriate Lee Anderson appears at an office cubicle and says “Keir Starmer is a liar” to Lindsay Hoyle, who smiles and says “Awww, you’re sweet.” Panel 2: Inappropriate Zarah Sultana appears at an office cubicle and says “Keir Starmer is a liar” to Lindsay Hoyle, who gets on the phone, angrily yelling “HELLO, HUMAN RESOURCES?!”

brb i’m flatlining. so fucking sad

too sick to watch the game but the fotmob notifs alone are taking 45 years off my life

Do it from her from the Simpsons hut instead of Maggie it’s Anne Hathaway

Forget about asking whether your team can do it on a cold rainy night in Stoke.